Triple Shot of Red Bull
We embedded our reporter with the Red Bull Racing Team for a weekend of skydiving, helicopter riding, and NASCAR racing. His senses are still jolted.
-By Drew Magary
The male species is neatly divided into badasses and pussies, and I fit squarely into the latter category. I am a huge pussy. I’m the type to ask my wife to return something to the store for me because I find the process too confrontational. Oh, I would love to do badass things, like kill Nazis and bang five-star hookers while hanging from a ceiling fan. But I lack the skill, ability, resources, and ...
The Sex Games
Seriously hard-core fetishists dream of taking their sex lives to the extreme and pushing the envelope in mind-boggling ways as they search for the ultimate sexual high.
-By Barbara Pizio
Fetishism is, by definition, the pathological displacement of erotic interest and satisfaction. What does that mean? He’s gotta have it. Without his kink of choice present, in mind or body, he can’t get it up or get off. A lot of men find long, lean female legs appealing, but the guy who can’t come without thinking about—or better yet, fucking—a gorgeous set of gams has a fetish. In practice, fetishism isn’t an ...
Safe At Home
Facing a possible home invasion—or worse—you’ll need all your strength, skills, and some of these everyday household items.
-By Ben Thompson • Illustrations by Chris Philpot
It’s fun to read about the face-crushing exploits of hard-core badasses, but every once in a while (i.e., when the teeming hordes of murderous ex-KGB ninja pirate assassins finally track you down) it might be necessary to bust out a couple of ass-kicking tricks of your own. With that in mind, here are some ways to turn your plain old stuff into weapons.
THE LIVING ROOM
This is a main point of entry for anyone with a keen ...
Penthouse Magazine April 2010
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Included in this month’s Issue of Penthouse Magazine, April 2010
Nikki Benz is our Penthouse Pet of the Month, April 2010!
Pictorials:
Juelz Box - Juelz Ventura
Darling Nikki - Pet of the Month Nikki Benz
Indian Gold - Priya Rai
Sweater Girls - Mia Presley & Kayla Paige
Picture Perfect - Kiara Diane
Features:
An Inconvenient Fraud? - Special report: Is global warming just a con job? By Gerard Van der Leun
2010 Baseball Preview - The good old days vs. modern times, and Hall of Fame injustices. ...
An Inconvenient Fraud?
Al Gore and his pals in the science establishment want us to totally change our lives because of a theory that might not even be true. Have the sacred cows of global warming been gored beyond repair?
By Gerard Van der Leun • Illustration by Zachary Pullen
It was good to be Al Gore in the last part of the last decade. In the year 2000 he was the world’s biggest loser. By 2009 he was one of the world’s biggest winners after becoming the master of disaster. Flummoxed by his noninvention of the internet and his nonelection as president of the ...
Playing the Age Card
Now that I’m in my thirties, I can attest that passing into the middle-age years bears one incredible gift: a new way to avoid shit that annoys me.
By Chris Illuminati • Illustration by Chris Hiers
With age comes perks. The year on a birth certificate allows access past the velvet ropes of some of life’s guilty pleasures. You drive a car at 16 or 17. At 18, you drive that car to the nearest strip club. The milestone of 21 allows you to legally drink and gamble. (Note the word legally.) A friend commented at my 21st-birthday shindig that there’s not ...
Penthouse Magazine January 2010
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Inlcuded in this month's Issue of Penthouse Magazine, January 2010
Taylor Vixen is our 2010 Penthouse Pet of the Year!
Jessica Wilson is our Penthouse Pet of the Month, January 2010!
Pictorials:
A Very Good Year - Pet of the Year Taylor Vixen
Beach Buny - Pet of the Month Jessica Wilson
Cherry Popping - Cherry & Anita
Destiny's Child - Akira Jade
Night Moves - Darenzia & Justine
Features:
Gametime - Are you a sports ...
Litmus Test The Bachelor Party
When the double-sided dildo makes an appearance, your reaction will tell you if you’re truly ready to get hitched.
By Drew Magary
Illustration by Mark Poutenis
I had my bachelor party when I was 25 years old. We flew to Vegas. We played blackjack. We had dinner at a restaurant none of us could really afford. We sat poolside and watched a couple of Greek tourists take a blonde hooker into their cabana for a midday double-blowjob. We drank, and then we drank some more.
For the party capper, my friends hired two strippers to perform in our hotel suite. And by strippers, I ...
The Fursuit of Happiness
The Further Confusion convention is a Neverland-like utopia for adults who don’t want to grow up—at least for one weekend.
By Harmon Leon
Numerous questions cross my mind while looking at the simulated dragon vagina. From under a blue cloth, the mad scientist behind this niche sex toy unveils Fem Dragon. “This is the prototype,” he states with a Scottish accent. He explains that Fem Dragon won’t be available until later this year. During product testing he says he discovered, “We made the hole too small!”
Impressed that one could create the scaly sexual reproductive organs of a mythical creature that breathes fire, ...
Penthouse Magazine Anniversary 2009
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Included in the 40th Anniversary 2009 Issue of Penthouse Magazine
Taylor Vixen is our Penthouse Pet of the Month, 40th Anniversary 2009!
Pictorials:
The Trio Grande - Penthouse Pets Andi Sue Irwin, Julie Strain, and Aimee Sweet in a cougar-ific comeback.
Bench Warmers - Jana & Renata
London Calling - Gemma Massey
Animal Attraction - Pet of the Month Taylor Vixen
Driving Desires - Isobel, Jayme & Taylor
Counter Topless - Aimee Addison
Summer Loving - Georgia & Lena
40th Anniversary
Penthouse 2.0 - The evolution of Penthouse. By Marc Bell
Highlight Reel - Forty years of politics, sports, scandals, celebrities, and more.
Penthouse School Life - Who didn't grow up sneaking ...
