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“Most of the dancing I do involves taking my clothes off—either burlesque or feature dancing. However, I think it’s important for my image that I take time out to dance on tables and in crowded elevators.”
Ryan Keely, Penthouse Pet of the Month October 2009
Vital stats:
25 years old
36-26-38; 5′9″
Hometown:
Seattle.
College major:
Getting laid and being obnoxiously pretentious.
Favorite way to relax:
Read comic books and
masturbate.
Would you rather lose the ability to have orgasms or your right arm?
Right arm. I could make some hot amputee porn.
Whom do you most want to impress?
My drinking buddies.
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Comment by Penthouse — November 23, 2009 @ 3:39 pm
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