“Most of the dancing I do involves taking my clothes off—either burlesque or feature dancing. However, I think it’s important for my image that I take time out to dance on tables and in crowded elevators.”
Ryan Keely, Penthouse Pet of the Month October 2009
25 years old
Getting laid and being obnoxiously pretentious.
Favorite way to relax:
Read comic books and
Would you rather lose the ability to have orgasms or your right arm?
Right arm. I could make some hot amputee porn.
Whom do you most want to impress?
My drinking buddies.