JANUARY 2009 ISSUE

JANUARY 2009 ISSUE

PICTORIALS

IN THE LAP OF LUXURY 

Pet of the Year Taya Parker

ANYWAY YOU WANT ME 

Pet of the Month Teagan Presley

NAUGHTY IS NICE 

Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen

TAKE THE GLOVES OFF 

Brea Lynn

POOL PARTY 

Brynn and Lindsay


FULL FRONTAL

READYS  

Tila Tequila, and last-minute gift ideas.

FLICKS 

The Che Guevara and Biggie Smalls biopics and more, plus DVDs for gifting.

SOUNDS 

Our new favorite MILF— In This Moment’s Maria Brink—plus reviews.

JOYSTICK 

Damnation, Deadly Creatures, Xbox vs. PS3.


LIFE ON TOP

POUR HOUSE 

Giving holiday spirits.

DRIVING FORCE 

Challenger SRT8—the ultimate muscle car.

TECH 

iPod accessories.

PET PEEVES 

Lux Kassidy gets physical.

THE POUR HOUSE

Grappa finds a home in American bars.



FEATURES

PENTHOUSE TOP 40

… Songs about sex.

THE BARE ESSENTIALS 

What every man needs to know.

INSIDE JOB 

Get inside the best football highlights show.

WARRIOR WIRE  

Is basic training too easy?

DIGGING FOR DIRT 

ODB’s nasty rap godfather, Blowfly.

“I FUCKING’ SHOT THAT”

Making your own porn.

INTO THE LAND OF GREEN 

What’s more American than working on a huge pot farm?

FUCK BUDDIES 101

Tips for setting up a sexwith- no-strings-attached relationship.

DEAR DR. Z

A guide to picking up girls around the world.


DEPARMENTS

FORUM

PENTHOUSE BOOKS

ILLUSTRATED FORUM

X-RATED VIDEO

PEEP SHOW