MAY 2009 ISSUE

MAY 2009 ISSUE

PICTORIALS

TAYA PARKER

Our Pet of the Year is also our Rock of Love

ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS 

Pet of the Month Lexxi Tyler

LOUNGING AROUND 

Zafira & Cindy

DOWN ON THE FARM 

Sophia Lynn

SPRING FLING 

Isobel & Taylor



FULL FRONTAL

REVEALING ENTERTAINMENT 

FLICKS 

The Star Trek reboot.

DVDs

The original Trek.

SOUNDS 

Hip-hop icon Lil Wayne goes rock on Rebirth.

JOYSTICK 

Will Arnett and Neil Patrick Harris voice Eat Lead.

READS 

A look at In-N-Out Burger.


LIFE ON TOP

BURN, BABY, BURN!

Fire up the grill, and go beyond the standard burgers and dogs.

DRIVING FORCE

Mitsubishi’s Lancer Evolution.

PET PEEVES 

Tori Black.

LIVE AND LEARN 

Can grooming the boys lead to better blowjobs?

SCOUNDREL 

Meat-free zone

THE POUR HOUSE 

The mint julep.



FEATURES

THE PENTHOUSE TOP 40 

Reality-show moments that make us proud to be prime-time voyeurs.

ROCK OF LOVE’S BIG JOHN 

Bret Michaels’ right-hand man is interviewed by Pet of the Year Taya Parker.

PLUM SMUGGLER 

Thomas Lennon has been an actor, writer, and sketch comic. But he’s just getting started.

MONGOL RALLY, PART ONE 

A fearsome auto “race” that spans 9,000 miles, 18 coun – tries, and 5 weeks. Break – downs expected. Disaster desired.

10 STEPS INTO THE WOODS 

If you’re heading into the wilderness, take it one step at a time.

BAKER’S DOZEN, DUDE 

Thirteen scenarios in which weed makes it possible to access your feminine side without repercussion.

TIGHTLY TUCKED 

Erotic fiction


DEPARMENTS

FORUM

GAMETIME

HARD NEWS

ILLUSTRATED FORUM

DEAR DR. Z

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