DECEMBER 2011 ISSUE
2012 PET OF THE YEAR PLAYOFF
Our 2011 centerfolds face off.
PET OF THE MONTH
THE GUCCIONE YEARS
1983 Pet of the Year Corinne Alphen
TIE ONE ON
BiBi Jones & Jesse Jane
UP ON THE ROOF
A new line of paperbacks brings back the glory days of pulp fiction.
These feature-packed expansions add extra life to dusty games.
George Clooney is strongly sympathetic in The Descendants, plus previews.
Miranda Lambert: The new release from the anti–Taylor Swift packs heat.
LIFE ON TOP
DRIVING FORCE FREEWHEELIN’
Some portable, high-tech, and smart baubles to shake your tree.
Gloriously nonessential gear that you never knew you wanted.
How soon is too soon to take your girl home for the holidays?
THE POUR HOUSE
Barley wine, a burly treat fit for frigid winter days.
The Tillamook County Fair Pig-N-Ford races unexpectedly combine the sublime and the ridiculous.
WHAT A GUY WANTS
Read our list—no more lousy holiday gifts!
Robin Meade’s fans love the news anchor’s curves and on-the-air attitude, but can she make it as a country singer?
THE NEW GOLD RUSH
Twenty-first-century prospectors hunt their fortunes the old-fashioned way.
Disappointed with U.S.- issue enemy-tracking gadgets, a tech-savvy Army captain created his own smartphone weapon.
Rock star Dave Navarro takes your questions.
LIBERTY AND LAP DANCES FOR ALL
Why Philadelphia is an outstanding bachelorparty destination.
How pot can enhance your love life; the FBI’s online sex archives; and “irresistible” butt lifts.
These tough-luck dudes just can’t win in the hedonistic Dutch capital.
Those “lust-boat” tales are not wild exaggeration. As told to Ronnie Koenig.
“Orchid,” erotic fiction.