DECEMBER 2011 ISSUE

DECEMBER 2011 ISSUE

PICTORIALS

2012 PET OF THE YEAR PLAYOFF

Our 2011 centerfolds face off.

PET OF THE MONTH 

Natasha Nice

THE GUCCIONE YEARS 

1983 Pet of the Year Corinne Alphen

TIE ONE ON 

BiBi Jones & Jesse Jane

UP ON THE ROOF 

Devon Alexis


FULL FRONTAL

REVEALING ENTERTAINMENT 

READS 

A new line of paperbacks brings back the glory days of pulp fiction.

JOYSTICK 

These feature-packed expansions add extra life to dusty games.

FLICKS 

George Clooney is strongly sympathetic in The Descendants, plus previews.

SOUNDS 

Miranda Lambert: The new release from the anti–Taylor Swift packs heat.


LIFE ON TOP

DRIVING FORCE FREEWHEELIN’ 

Some portable, high-tech, and smart baubles to shake your tree.

TECH 

Gloriously nonessential gear that you never knew you wanted.

SCOUNDREL 

How soon is too soon to take your girl home for the holidays?

THE POUR HOUSE

Barley wine, a burly treat fit for frigid winter days.


FEATURES

HOG WILD 

The Tillamook County Fair Pig-N-Ford races unexpectedly combine the sublime and the ridiculous.

WHAT A GUY WANTS 

Read our list—no more lousy holiday gifts!

MORNING GLORY 

Robin Meade’s fans love the news anchor’s curves and on-the-air attitude, but can she make it as a country singer?

THE NEW GOLD RUSH 

Twenty-first-century prospectors hunt their fortunes the old-fashioned way.

WARRIOR WIRE

Disappointed with U.S.- issue enemy-tracking gadgets, a tech-savvy Army captain created his own smartphone weapon.

NOTHING’S SHOCKING

Rock star Dave Navarro takes your questions.

LIBERTY AND LAP DANCES FOR ALL 

Why Philadelphia is an outstanding bachelorparty destination.

HARD NEWS 

How pot can enhance your love life; the FBI’s online sex archives; and “irresistible” butt lifts.

AMSTERDAMNED 

These tough-luck dudes just can’t win in the hedonistic Dutch capital.

WORKING STIFF

Those “lust-boat” tales are not wild exaggeration. As told to Ronnie Koenig.

BEDTIME STORIES 

“Orchid,” erotic fiction.


DEPARMENTS

FORUM

PET PROJECTS 

SEX ED

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