MARCH 2012 ISSUE

MARCH 2012 ISSUE

PICTORIALS

BET ON RED IN 2012

Pet of the Year Runner-Up Emily Addison

YOU’LL FORGET-HER-NEVER

Pet of the Month Chanel Preston

NO STRINGS

Harley Spencer

LADIE’S ROOM

Kristen and Asa

TEENAGE DREAM

Leilani Leeane



FULL FRONTAL

REVEALING ENTERTAINMENT 

THE PENTHOUSE DIRTY DOZE

Award-winners in the movie categories you actually care about.

FLICKS

John Carter goes to Mars, and a 21 Jump Street reboot.

JOYSTICK

Star Wars: The Old Republic is the videogame you’re looking for.

SOUNDS

Lyle Lovett, Sinéad 96 O’Connor, and more.

SIRENS

Cubs blogger Jen Estes on her new baseball mystery.

READS

Rocker Lüc Carl’s weight-loss guide, The Drunk Diet.


LIFE ON TOP

LIVE & LEARN

Our reporter undertakes the grueling job of testing hangover cures.

THE POUR HOUSE

The tastiest stout beers.

FREEWHEELIN’

The MV Agusta Brutale 675.

DRIVING FORCE

The Hyundai Genesis R-Spec.

TECH

Gadgets to upgrade your life.

SCOUNDREL

Should you go for the girl next door?


FEATURES

GAMETIME

March Madness failures, and a drinking game.

HARD NEWS

Nip-slip nirvana.

PINCH HITTERS

On the job with a top-notch shoplifting team

NOTHING’S SHOCKING 

Rock star Dave Navarro takes your questions.

HAPPY HOURS

Fifty rites of drunken passage every man should experience.

TOTAL RIFFAGE

Fast-talking, fast-thinking podcast host Jimmy Pardo.

STIMULUS PACKAGE

Porno Jim thinks America needs better porn.


DEPARMENTS

FORUM

ILLUSTRATED FORUM

PENTHOUSE BOOKS

SEX ED.

PARTING SHOT