MARCH 2013 ISSUE

MARCH 2013 ISSUE

PICTORIALS

FILM STRIPTEASE

Pet of the Year Runner-Up Angela Sommers.

YOU’VE GOTTA HAVE HART

Pet of the Month Presley Hart

SHORT STORY

Embry Prada

ALL THAT GLITTERS

Melody & Hannah

CZECH MATE

Satin


FULL FRONTAL

REVEALING ENTERTAIMENT

THE PENTHOUSE DIRTY DOZEN

Award-worthy films in the categories you actually care about.

FLICKS

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, Carrie, Admission, and reviews.

HORROR SHOWS

Reflections on the best and worst horror-film remakes.

TV

Reflections on the best and worst horror-film remakes.

DVD’s

Argo, Alex Cross, and Top Gun 3-D.

READS

George Rowe’s undercover motorcycle-gang memoir Gods of Mischief.

JOYSTICK

Tomb Raider, God of War: Ascension, Aliens: Colonial Marines, and more.

SOUNDS

New music from Johnny Marr, Frightened Rabbit, and Iceage.


LIFE ON TOP

DRIVING FORCE

Bentley’s Continental GT Speed.

FREEWHEELIN’

Aprilia’s new RSV4.

TECH

Seven ways to enrich your high-tech life.

SCOUNDREL

What to do when you discover a friend’s online porn photos.

THE POUR HOUSE

The evolution of Irish whiskey.


FEATURES

GAMETIME

The first televised tribute to the legendary comedian.

THE EDDIE MURPHY SHOW’

The first televised tribute to the legendary comedian.

NOTHING’S SHOCKING

Rock star Dave Navarro takes your questions

THE COMEBACK KID

Eric Church, one of country music’s biggest rebels, speaks his mind.

SECRET AGENT MAN

The key to picking up your own Bond girl.

WORKING STIFF

This horny fireman sees plenty of action.

PARTING SHOT

Six things we love about Parks and Recreation’s Aubrey Plaza.


DEPARMENTS

FORUM

PENTHOUSE BOOKS

TRUE CONFESSIONS

SEX ED.