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The Squirt Meister

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

There’s a masseur in New York City who says he can provoke female ejaculation in any woman. Our lucky reporter took two volunteers to test his claim.

Joint Effort

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

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Marijuana dealers around the country are combining forces with the unwitting employees of UPS, the postal service, and FedEx for fast, reliable—and undetected—delivery of their product.

Filthy Geography

Monday, February 11th, 2013

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There’s room for only a few of our favorite dirty place-names. Feel free to send in your own list.

Make Mine a Double

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013

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Ever wanted to combine the mouthwatering lusciousness of a hot woman with the potent buzz of a shot of booze? Read on.

The Spoof Master

Thursday, January 31st, 2013

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Marlon Wayans joined the cast of his brothers’ In Living Color as a teenager and hasn’t stopped working since. His new film, A Haunted House, satirizes the mock-worthy paranormal trend.

Bikinis or Bust

Monday, January 28th, 2013

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There are some seriously strange place-names on this crazy planet of ours. But we’ve got a new favorite.

Play Things

Friday, January 25th, 2013

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Valentine’s Day isn’t just flowers and candy. The best gifts are ones you can use once you’ve gotten your sweetheart between the sheets.

Ted Talks

Monday, December 10th, 2012

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We had a randy chat with the furry, foulmouthed star of Seth MacFarlane’s hit comedy Ted, out on Blu-ray this December.

Creature Comforts

Monday, November 19th, 2012

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There’s no law that states your man cave has to be limited to one room. It’s all about comfort, convenience, and style. Take advantage of this holiday season and let your nearest and dearest help outfit both you and your habitat.

Virtual Venison

Tuesday, November 13th, 2012

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The Big Buck World Championships fire off this month in New York City.

Sexual Media

Thursday, October 25th, 2012

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Technological advances, smartphones, and social media have changed lives and careers forever—including purchasing pussy.

Sam Phillips

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

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Catch up with June 1993 Pet Sam Phillips, whose sex tips prove this Pet is man’s best friend.

X-Rated Art

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

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They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, but when we look at these arousing pinup paintings by Kelly.X, we have a hard time forming any words at all.

Hollywood Hookers

Monday, August 27th, 2012

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The fifth annual “Miss Hooker” pageant was held on March 30 at the Dragonfly Club in Hollywood, with nine contestants, including the lovely “Miss America Fuck Yeah,” vying for the coveted crown.