Friday, October 23rd, 2009
I recently caught my girlfriend cheating on me with our neighbor, in our bed.
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
I hooked up with this really hot girl but I could not find her clitoris.
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
I have this sexual secret—when do you think I should reveal it? And what is the best way to do it?
Friday, September 25th, 2009
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...I found this SUPER EXTRA GIANT SIZED butt plug that, in my twisted eyes, looks like the butt plug version of Darth Vader.
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
I am trying to understand why my girlfriend broke up with me.
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
I've always loved masturbation, but lately I have been losing control.
Monday, September 21st, 2009
I’ve heard somewhere that cold sores are highly contagious and can even be transmitted to the genitals during oral sex.
Friday, September 18th, 2009
They say elephants never forget - but you'll wish you could forget this particular atrocity.
Thursday, September 17th, 2009
Spice up otherwise vanilla sex with a walk on the wild side, courtesy of the Penthouse Variations Collection.
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009
Yep. That's a light-up buttplug shaped like a giant piece of decorative piercing jewelry.
Friday, September 11th, 2009
What we have here is a disembodied torso with "love hole." It's not even a vagina, per se, it's just a hole at the bottom of the torso. Right where her lower intestines would be.
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
OK, so foot fetishes. Nothing new, right? I’ve seen plenty of foot fetish pr0n and imagery — hell, I almost agreed to film one when I was broke in college, but I’ve got nasty Fred Flintstone hooves. Point is, foot fetishes don’t float my boat, but as long as no innocent people (or callouses and [...]