An Open Letter to the Onion

Dear Onion:

Please allow us to introduce Jenna Reid,
our September 2015 Pet of the Month

Earlier this week, the Onion published a satirical post saying that Penthouse was unable to find a woman worthy of being named our Pet of the Month for September 2015. At the risk of being accused of not being able to take a joke, we’d like to counter with these photos of Jenna Reid, the fresh-faced newcomer to the adult industry who is, in fact, our September 2015 Pet of the Month. The 18-year-old brunette from Saint Petersburg, Florida, is flat-out adorable here, playing a comely coed to perfection.

It’s obvious someone at the Onion did their research (or is a long-time fan of Penthouse). We caught up with June 1994 Pet of the Month Taylor Wane ourselves in our March 2015 Pet Cougar Confidential column, and she’s still working up a storm, but name-checking 1974 Pet of the Year Avril Lund? Dude, somebody’s been poring over back issues.


PS: Penthouse magazine published its first issue in the United Kingdom in March 1965, so we’ve been upholding our exacting standards and selecting models to be Pets for 50 years.

PPS: We think our readers would greatly enjoy a spread of Lexi Belle and Tasha Reign sixty-nining. Thanks for the input.