WTF! Do you really buy into that men need to be hypermasculine? What kind of crap is that? Are you just being snarky so you can write this article. This is America, you can act however the F you want within the law and sometimes outside it.
Still your wishlist of behaviors, eh, nice try trying to get people to grant permission for you when you are high. There are certain things that are sort of lame and annoying whether you are baked or not. Making a list saying they are okay high doesn’t make it so.
1. Baking – whatever dude, just don’t wear an apron.
2. Swings – okay I willl give you that.
3. Walks – What’s wrong with walks? Get off your ass high or straight and walk run, skate, nothing gay about that.
4. 80’s music, gay
5. Politics, get involve and be active. It is gay not to know your shit.
6. Skipping, always gay, you can’t get high enough to not have it be gay.
7. Drum circle is one step from circle jerk.
8. Don’t tell me you love me. Give me cash.
9. Cotton candy, very good high.
10. Jam bands, eh
11. Trying on shoes, what are you gay? Getting buzzed does not help.
12. Asking for hugs, fuck off. Gay
134. Craving chocolate, don’t state it get it and enjoy, you are high after all.

In the end though it does not matter that I, you or anyone else thinks something is gay or less gay when stoned. Do what you enjoy and what gets you happily through life.