Call them what you will—chumps, losers, suckers—but these guys all turned down guaranteed hot, nasty nookie.
By Ronnie Koenig
Illustrations by Mark Poutenis
The guys you’re about to meet had what they consider good reasons for not seizing the opportunity when invited to have sex with a ready-and-willing babe. And we’re not talking about saying no to so-so sex here. This isn’t about Doug, 33, who fled naked from a woman’s bed after sobering up and realizing the hottie he’d met in the bar was more like “Meat Loaf, with bigger tits.” And it’s not about Noah, 40, who, after getting a whiff of his bed partner’s unsanitary lady parts, made up an excuse and made a quick escape.
No, these guys failed to seize the night because they were “doing the right thing.” Are they bastions of moral decency, or just plain crazy?