Early buzz on this one is worrying, as the plot and concept were reportedly changed after test audiences panned early screenings. Then again, those action figures are pretty iconic—and they’re almost indestructible (unless your older brother has access to M-80s … but I digress). As an origin story, the flick might satisfy some viewers. Channing Tatum and Dennis Quaid strap on the gear and—hey, look, that’s them now, descending into the ring by grappling hook!
That title’s no misprint, folks. He can’t spell, but Quentin Tarantino is all business when he steps into the ring. And he’s back to stomp all contenders with his homage to such World War II movies as The Great Escape, Kelly’s Heroes, and Enzo Castellari’s 1978 film of the same (but correctly spelled) name. Tarantino’s sprawling cast includes Brad Pitt, Samuel L. Jackson, The Office’s B. J. Novak, and Valkyrie’s Christian Berkel. Expect lots of blood.
Basterds in a first-round KO. No contest.
