
Marilyn Mansfield is curvy to the max, with a 47-inch bust befitting her idols, Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Her figure fits the predominant taste for women among male Church of Satan members, a legacy begun by Anton LaVey himself, who reportedly had affairs with both of the aforementioned sex bombs.
By Bob Johnson
Photograph by Joseph Rossetti
What made you embrace Satanism as your religion?
I’ve always felt “different.” I was viewed as rebellious, or the black sheep. I read [LaVey’s] The Satanic Bible at a very early age, and knew from that point on that I was a born Satanist!
What do you do for a living? Do your coworkers know of your affiliations?
I’m a plus-size alternative model and cosmetologist. Most of the people I have worked with, such as photographers and designers, know I am a Satanist. I don’t hide it.
What are your views on sexuality and Satanism? How does it play into your everyday life?
I have always agreed with the Satanic philosophy that says to indulge your sexual preferences as long as they don’t hurt anyone. Sex that pleases and is without guilt is my mantra. I display my sexuality with my looks, charm, clothing, and of course, my modeling work.
Do you do nude modeling?
Although I have had many, many offers and requests, I have only done topless stuff. If it were tasteful, perhaps I would bare it all. I recently did a shoot for a Satanic men’s magazine called Old Nick.
Do you consider yourself a Satanic Witch? How do you work your magic?
Absolutely, and I have since an early age—I’ve never been more confident in anything. When I first read LaVey’s The Satanic Witch [first titled The Compleat Witch], I realized that I was already using “bitchcraft”—the ability to charm—in my everyday life.
Without giving away too many of my secrets, I will say I’ve never had a problem seducing a man or getting what I want. My natural charm and confidence have never failed me. I have always been able to achieve “all eyes on me.” And having a 47-inch bust doesn’t hurt.
Satanism is primarily a patriarchal religion in which men are dominant. How do you feel being in this role as a Satanic Witch? Does this role carry over in sexual relationships?
A man being dominant doesn’t bother me at all. I actually like that aspect. In my experience, the Satanic gents I have encountered have been the most educated, well-mannered, nicely dressed, witty, well-spoken, and polite individuals. True gentlemen. What woman would have a problem with that? And I like being treated like a real woman, with a man opening doors and stuff. I’ll even cook a big dinner and serve it before we make love, the way it was in the fifties.
Are fetishes a big part of your life? What are they?
My main fetish would have to be, as I call it, the three B’s: beer breath masked by Big Red chewing gum, and slight musky armpit B.O. I know that might seem odd to some, but the three B’s combined have always done the trick for me. Another has been leather gloves. I love the smell and the feel of them against my skin.
Are you bisexual? What’s the wildest sex you’ve ever had?
I love men too much to consider myself bisexual. I do however consider myself to be extremely sexual. A kiss between me and another woman in certain situations can be fun, but I need a man for complete sexual satisfaction. One wild sexual experience that stands out is when riding in our speeding car, my man put his hand on my knee and moved it upward, lifting my skirt a bit, and running his hand over my stockings. I leaned over and kissed him as he drove. He began to get distracted, so we pulled over. We parked the car and kissed in the shadows, and then ravaged each other right in the dirt until we had incredible orgasms! It felt very intense and animalistic, and thrilled me in so many ways.
What’s your idea of the perfect partner (your current partner excluded) and what kind of sex would you want with him/her?
The perfect partner would be a true Satanist or like-minded individual and of course be able to satisfy my sexual needs—often. I’m versatile when it comes to sex. One day I might want to be very romantic and sensual, kissing the whole time. I also like to role-play. And I must be extremely physically attracted to him. I like a well-educated man who knows how to treat a woman, who has a good sense of humor and manners—a man of the world. A devilish gentleman!
Visit Marilyn at MarilynMansfield.com.
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marilyn is gorgeous, inside and out. she isn’t what people would typically think of when the word “satanist” is used. she isn’t scary or dark or evil – she is sweet and kind and sexy as hell. her figure and personality are beautiful, and she is a wonderful role model for women, whether they like to admit it or not. kudos to her, and to you PENTHOUSE, for highlighting such a fantastic woman!
xo
Comment by lola santana — September 1, 2009 @ 11:30 pm
Penthouse and the modeling world needs more women like Marilyn. She’s a real woman with real boobs, real curves, and a lovely personality. She makes me proud to be a sexy full figured woman and a Satanist.
Comment by Hydra M. Star — September 2, 2009 @ 12:22 pm
She definateley is a compleat woman that other woman aspire to be. A true icon in her own right! TIme for a change and i’m sure the lads don’t mind as well, who could argue with that?
Comment by Hethar Emrys — September 2, 2009 @ 2:12 pm
Marilyn is a Wonderfully Exotic, Real Woman! She has an Awesome Personality and a Gorgeous Figure! Who wouldn’t want to see more of Marilyn and her kind; a True Woman with Luscious, Voluptuos Curves and Tattoos! She’s the Perfect Role Model for the Real Women of Today. A Show-Stopper!
Excellent interview, Marilyn! You look Absolutely Stunning, Darling!!
xoxoxo
Comment by Dakota Sioux, The Wicked Princess — September 2, 2009 @ 3:35 pm
Marilyn is sexy and sweet and as said earlier, a role model for every woman out there! Thanks again PENTHOUSE for bringing attention to this wonderfully powerful, intelligent, confident and sexy gal.
CHEERS!
Comment by Robert Lang — September 2, 2009 @ 4:28 pm
Marilyn is simply breath-taking!!! Its about time that Penthouse finally put a real (full figured) woman in its mag. I hope this is the start of something new, Who wants a Barbie Doll..Voluptuous, Sexy, Beautiful ,Marilyn Mansfield!!! Way to go Penthouse you couldnt find a sexier full figured woman. I hope one day soon iIsee you on the cover, with more info about the real Marilyn. Just maybe you have started a trend Bigger is definately interesting and sexy. You go Girl.
Comment by Luisa Villegas — September 2, 2009 @ 9:38 pm
I JUST CANT GET OVER HER GORGEOUS.
Comment by Luisa Villegas — September 2, 2009 @ 9:48 pm
Well its about time Penthouse relized there are hot sexy,classy and intelligent women out there that are NOT all skin and bones and fake breast. A Real female for real men. Chicks with curves are hot. Love the 47 inch bust Marilyn and OMG that face.
Penthouse should find more like you baby !!!
Jaco
xoxoxoxo
Comment by Jaco — September 2, 2009 @ 9:58 pm
I’m glad to see such a curvaceous cutie like Marilyn Mansfield featured on the penthouse magazine website, and in the magazine itself. She is the absolute embodiment of LaVey’s concept of a true Satanic Witch.
Comment by Zoth Ommog — September 2, 2009 @ 11:48 pm
Marilyn Mansfield is not only one of my best friends, but a true icon to modern voluptuous women everywhere! I am honored to have worked with her on numerous occasions, and proud to share this fantastic article with my friends and family. Thanks for acknowledging such an outstanding woman, Penthouse!
Comment by Lady Zombie — September 3, 2009 @ 11:03 am
Oh Come on now. There’s nothing wrong with a full figured woman but this is just a gimmick. And a satanic witch too. Give me a freakin break.
Comment by Noah Thanku — September 9, 2009 @ 3:49 pm
Beautiful! As always. Marilyn is a lifelong friend and a beautiful person, both inside and out.
And trust me, there’s nothing “gimmicky” about her.
Comment by Pdge — September 9, 2009 @ 7:40 pm
In the founding tradition of Jayne Mansfield & Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Mansfield is an intelligent, charming, voluptuous succubus who embodies the essence of The Satanic Witch! Pulchritude will surface to prominence again!
Comment by Draconis Blackthorne — September 10, 2009 @ 7:06 am
Wow! (Sticks eyes back in their sockets) A fantastic shot of the beautiful Marilyn Mansfield and an insightful interview to boot. Respect to Penthouse for a job well done, but Church of Satan stole the show.
Comment by Tier Instinct — September 10, 2009 @ 9:59 pm
There is clearly a difference between “full figured” and obese. Personally speaking, I can’t stand rail thin women. I love hips, breasts, legs and ass – but this chick looks like Jabba The Hutt! The only curve on her is the steel-boned corset! Take it off and you have a beach ball. True curves = an hour glass figure sans corset. The ONLY thing that pisses me off about this article is, as a Satanic male, I’m offended by the perception everyone has that fat chicks are our ideal. Just because LaVey was into fat women (and that’s okay, not knocking his tastes) it’s trendy for most Satanists to like them too. It’s quite embarrassing.
I also think the whole “big and beautiful” movement fat women pull is actually a front. If they could lose the weight they would – but most cannot due to laziness, genetics or health issues. So they try to make slimmer women feel bad. It’s a pity. I can tell Miss Marilyn Mansfield (oh how original) was an attractive woman before her features became distorted by the bloat.
Comment by Steve T. — September 11, 2009 @ 1:55 pm
@ Steve T:
Based on your comment above, you obviously don’t know anything about Marilyn, LaVey, or Satanism. First off, Marilyn’s measurements without her corset are Bust 47″, Waist 40″, Hips 49″. There are plenty of photos of her without her corset on which reveal her natural hour glass figure. Your beach ball comment is wrong! Also, this article, and the Church of Satan article it was taken from, was about Sex and Satanism, not about Plus-sized women. Obviously, you just look at the pictures and don’t read the words. If you had read her responses, you would have seen she only mentioned being a Plus-sized alternative model once when asked about her profession. She is in no way trying to head any BBWs for Satanic men movement.
Secondly, where do you get off claiming LaVey was into fat women? Carole was not fat, Diane was not fat. And Blanche might have been a curvy gal at one time, but she certainly was not fat! You’re wrong again, Steve! I recall Anton LaVey having a fondness for intelligent women who’ve given birth. I’ll quote Anton from The Devil’s Notebook: “Large breasts are associated with feminine women, regardless of the slenderness of their hips. The capacity of a milk container cannot be told by its outside dimensions. Femininity is more accurately displayed by generous hips. Guess you can tell I favor women with big asses.”
And finally, how dare you claim that Satanists are trend followers! We do not follow trends! We do not follow anyone! We do what is natural to our lives. If a Satanic male chooses a curvy gal as his partner, it has nothing to do with trends, but more with a deeper understanding of human instincts. A real man is attracted to a curvy woman. It is what has kept the continuance of the human race for centuries.
Steve, are you even a registered member of The Church of Satan? The comment you left above certainly does not portray you as one. As a member myself, I’m offended that you are claiming to be a Satanic male. Picking up a copy of The Satanic Bible from your local bookstore does not make you a Satanist. It is the deeper understanding of its philosophy, and applying it to your everyday life that truly separates you from the herd. You’ve ignorantly voiced your opinion on topics that you obviously know nothing about. Not only should you apologize to Marilyn, but you should apologize to all the real Satanists who not only were a part of the Penthouse article, but who left comments here on their website. Then, go dust off you copy of the Satanic Bible and reread it. You should know we do not turn the other cheek, and Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Enjoy your bad luck, Steve.
Comment by Zoth Ommog — September 12, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
First off, umm…Zoth *chuckles* I don’t know why you are so defensive. Did I strike a nerve? I’m sorry if you got offended because you’re obviously into big women. I’m not knocking your tastes if they are truly genuine, or any man here, Satanic or not for that matter. To each his own. You missed my point entirely. I’m just sick to death of the copy cats who mimic LaVey’s tastes who most likely would not be into this if they knew nothing of LaVey or the trends among CoS members. It really becomes so cliche. And there are many who proclaim themselves Satanists yet are the biggest followers – just look at all of the black suited, bald headed, fedora wearing unoriginal wannabes. Also, the fat bloated, tattooed, pin-up wannabes who all want to be Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Satanism is about ORIGINALITY and being yourself. There is nothing creative about constant emulation – especially when it’s a poor imitation at that.
Typical how you would accuse me of not being a Satanist just because I’m not ga ga over this article and have a differing opinion on what is attractive. You just proved what I was trying to say by doing that. And if you must know, I am a member of the Church of Satan – though I don’t see why that should matter. You don’t need to be a member of the CoS to have a valid opinion on the matter.
Oh and if you read Satan Speaks! “Ode to the Panty shield,” LaVey clearly expresses his love for cellulite – which is fine. Like I said, I see nothing wrong with this if it’s genuine. I’m just tired of the trend among wannabes.
I’ve been to Marilyn’s website. She has a gut. I don’t classify that as an hour glass figure. There was absolutely nothing about this interview content wise that blew me away. I’m sure there are a lot of prettier women in and out of the Church of Satan that have more substance yet were overlooked perhaps because they do not fit the “Satanic Model” which is chubby or fat.
“Enjoy your bad luck, Steve.”
Bad luck? I’m not the one who has to settle for the fat girls.
Comment by Steve T. — September 12, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
I came here to read the rest of Marilyn’s interview and saw the comment left above. I have been a fan of Marilyn Mansfield and her modeling work for a while now. I am sure Penthouse referred to her as a “satanic model” because that is what she does for a living as it says in her interview. I do not think Penthouse would have put her on the site or in the magazine if she was not as beautiful as she is. I think she is a goddess and wish there were more women like her! Keep up the great work Marilyn!
Comment by Ed — September 12, 2009 @ 10:53 pm
Dearest Steve,
Tell me truly; you aren’t really into women, are you? If you were, you would have your own idea of what makes a woman attractive, as opposed to what marketing men attempt to foist on the masses as the ideal of what makes a woman attractive. (A note on that: most of those women would seem to ‘fancy’ are taped, stuffed, lit, painted and airbrushed to the point that their own mothers won’t really recognize them – those women are no longer ‘real’, Steve, just fantasy!) Granted, most men don’t tend to be ‘into’ bigger girls, necessarily, but they have evolved an idea of their ‘type’ from various ECIs; not just whatever they are told they ’should’ like. Your vague description of feminine attractiveness seems to fall within the latter category. Just a note: Homosexuality is in no way frowned upon by the CoS, Steve. Being dishonest with yourself, however, is.
You may have guessed, Steve, that I, like Ms. Mansfield, am a pulchritudinous witch. A veritable ‘fat chick’, as you yourself may say. I, however, am completely comfortable with that. In fact, I am a diva, an opera singer, by profession. My body is My instrument, and I play it very well.
Speaking from personal experience, I have never had a problem obtaining lovers or mates, nor have I ever had a problem keeping them. Discharging them, however, has sometimes proved problematic…But I digress… . Even men who aren’t “into fat chicks” regularly can’t seem to help themselves when it comes to a girl like Me. Ever had a man with a royal title tell you you were “intoxicating”, Steve? Didn’t think so. But I can say that it is awesome. As for My taste in men, I am very specific. I, however, do have one major rule that I abide always; Never sleep with an ugly man, for you may wind up with an ugly baby. No one likes ugly babies, Steve. What makes this all so? I am the double-barreled threat; A Satanic Witch and a Diva. I have the tendency to be the center of attention whether I am in rehearsal clothes or in full costume and makeup, oft without even trying. Whatever “it” is, I seem to have it in spades. Next to that, the whole “fat chick” thing seems irrelevant in reality. The fact that I am damn cute to look at, facewise, is just a bonus.
One more question for you, Steve: Do you think, honestly, that a gorgeous, 6′1” 240-pound, well-built martial artist who is smart, articulate, creative and a Warlock to boot would have to “settle” for anyone; especially “the fat girl”? No he wouldn’t. My husband certainly had other ‘options’, he just chose the best of them.
Even so, having a real, flesh and blood woman (yes, even the ‘dreaded’ “fat chick”!) is scads better than another date with ‘Rosie Palm’ in the basement. But I may not be talking to an expert in that area. Suffice it to say, that you can bet your sweet bippy that if the unlikely event where Ms. Mansfield wanted you (or, at least, something from you), did occur, that we both know she’d get her way. Most likely, before you know what hit you. Satanic Witches always do.
To Marilyn:
There will always be that one boo amongst the cheers on any crowd. Just know that you looked great, and sounded even better! Love you or hate you, they can’t ignore you. Keep it that way! HS!
~Mimi
Comment by Mimi Daeva — September 13, 2009 @ 12:18 am
@ Steve T.
You know Steve, you’re entitled to your opinion, and I’m glad you shared it. However, you’ve decended from discussion to insulting. There’s no call for insults here. Marilyn doesnt rev your engine? Go throw your opinions in on someone that does.
Comment by Pdge — September 13, 2009 @ 1:25 am
She is lovely . She is intelligent. I would say an excellant representation.
As for the alleged patriarchal thing- I would say yes , but with a twist. THEY LIKE WOMEN. Thiis is not a sexual comment- this is there is not necessity to pretend that you are are stupid thing. Some of the most intelligent , well composed,and well spoken women that I have encountered or read articles by them are women. When a man asks (or demands ) that a woman be less than she really is , he exposes his own defincencies not hers. I would say that it was better adjusted as an organization. No mythological or historical guilt to tote around. If the gents are in charge- they EARNED it, not inherited it. Most men “love ” women, More lust for women but those who LIKE us are few and far between. When you are appreciated for the whole package , including a few pounds, one has nothing to prove to prove her worth- because she knows her worth and knows that he does as well. And that is very very HOT.
Comment by SueW — September 13, 2009 @ 7:56 am
@ Steve T:
Yes Steve, you did strike a nerve with me when you began your first opinionated commentary with name calling directed toward Marilyn. What kind of a man are you that you would attack a woman who has done nothing to you to merit such disdain? Is this the way you treat all women? That is not very gentlemanly of you, Steve. I think the problem here is that you’ve completely misunderstood the title of this article, “Sex and the Satanic Model”. Marilyn is “Satanic”, and she is “a Model”. She is not claiming to be “The Satanic Model” for others to emulate.
I am very surprised that you claim affiliation with The Infernal Empire. Your behavior on this public forum is, in my opinion, shameful. Your “black suited, bald headed” rant stinks of plagiarism from Magister Boyd Rice’s latest book “NO” (Individuality, pg.19). So, who is the unoriginal wannabe now, Steve?
If you truly have such contempt for your fellow Satanists and sincerely feel that we’re all just following trends, then perhaps you should submit your resignation now. Attacking those who are taking Satanism to new levels, like Marilyn Mansfield is doing, is counterproductive. I certainly do not feel that this organization is filled with unoriginal wannabes. In fact, I feel that the CoS is comprised of many intelligent, successful, and respectful individuals. We are The Elite amongst the sheep, if you will. We are not followers!
And finally, Satan Speaks! “The Song of The Shield” (not “Ode to the Panty shield” like you called it) is about LaVey’s fetishism with womanly smells, not his preference for heavier dames. A woman does not have to be overweight to have cellulite on her legs, Steve. Any experienced male will tell you so. It is the slight imperfections that attracted Anton’s lustful eyes; cellulite just happens to be one of those things.
You’ve still not apologized to Marilyn for all the rude comments you’ve written about her, so I still wish you all the bad luck you deserve. When the great black slimy shapes rise from their brackish pits and vomit forth their pustulence into your puny brain, Steve T, know that it was Zoth Ommog who hath summoned the messengers of doom to your doorstep.
So it is done!
☠
Comment by Zoth Ommog — September 13, 2009 @ 11:54 am
I have never read Boyd Rice’s book, so I don’t know what you are talking about. But if he feels as I do then obviously it’s a common stereotype. There are many Church of Satan members and non members alike who share my sentiments regarding the silly stereotypes. I can bet my bottom dollar you fit the mold. What ever happened to just being yourself?
I do not have any disdain for Miss Marilyn. I do not know her personally. So I apologize to her if I’ve offended. This interview just reeks of bias because it was written by a Church of Satan Magister, not Penthouse. And it is a poor representation of all Satanic witches as well as the physical ideal for most Satanic men. As a male CoS member, I did not want to be associated with that perception. In my opinion, I feel Priestess Heather Saenz would have been a better choice.
I want to see a woman up there who is REAL, beautiful, talented, kinky and who can seduce her audience through her own means without parroting the same old stuff from “The Satanic Witch.”
I do not have contempt for my fellow Satanists. I have contempt for the wannabes who think they get it and really do not know what it’s all about.
“When the great black slimy shapes rise from their brackish pits and vomit forth their pustulence into your puny brain, Steve T, know that it was Zoth Ommog who hath summoned the messengers of doom to your doorstep.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, give me a freakin’ break! You’ve got to be joking right?? I’m not afraid of silly online curses. Especially Lovecraftian fantasy role playing ones by guys named Zoth. *chuckles* The name just tickles me every time!
If this is not shameful to The Infernal Empire, I don’t know what is.
Comment by Steve T. — September 13, 2009 @ 1:29 pm
Dearest Steve,
Tell me truly; you aren’t really into women, are you? If you were, you would have your own idea of what makes a woman attractive, as opposed to what marketing men attempt to foist on the masses as the ideal of what makes a woman attractive. (A note on that: most of those women you would seem to ‘fancy’ are taped, stuffed, lit, painted and airbrushed to the point that their own mothers wont really recognize them – those women are no longer ‘real’, Steve, just fantasy!) Granted, most men don’t tend to be “into” bigger girls, necessarily, but they have evolved an idea of their “type” from various ECIs; not just whatever they are told they ’should’ like. Your vague description of feminine attractiveness seems to fall within the latter category. Just a note: Homosexuality is in no way frowned upon by the CoS, Steve. Being dishonest with yourself, however, is.
You may have guessed, Steve, that I, like Ms. Mansfield, am a pulchritudinous witch. A veritable ‘fat chick’, as you yourself may say. I, however, am completely comfortable with that. In fact, I am a diva, an opera singer, by profession. My body is My instrument, and I play it very well.
Speaking form personal experience, I have never had a problem obtaining lovers or mates, nor have I ever had a problem keeping them. Discharging them, however, has sometimes proved problematic…But I digress… . Even men who aren’t “into fat chicks” regularly can’t seem to help themselves when it comes to a girl like Me. Ever had a man with a royal title tell you you were “intoxicating”, Steve? Didn’t think so. But I can tell you that it is awesome. As for My taste in men, I am very specific. I, however, do have one major rule that I abide always; Never sleep with an ugly man, for you may wind up with an ugly baby. No one likes ugly babies, Steve. What makes this all so? I am the double-barreled threat; A Satanic Witch and a Diva. I have the tendency to be the center of attention whether I am in rehearsal clothes or in full costume and makeup, oft without even trying. Whatever “it” is, I seem to have it in spades. Next to that, the whole “fat chick” thing seems irrelevant in reality. The fact that I am damn cute to look at, facewise, is just a bonus.
One more question for you, Steve: Do you think, honestly, that a gorgeous, 6′3” 240-pound, well-built martial artist who is smart, articulate, creative and a Warlock to boot would have to “settle” for anyone; especially “the fat girl”? No he wouldn’t. My husband certainly had other ‘options’, he just chose the best of them.
Even so, having a real, flesh and blood woman (yes, even the ‘dreaded’ “fat chick”!) is scads better than another date with ‘Rosie Palm’ in the basement. But I may not be talking to an expert in that area. Suffice it to say, that you can bet your sweet bippy that if the unlikely event where Ms. Mansfield wanted you (or, at least, something from you), did occur, that we both know she’d get her way. Most likely, before you knew what hit you. Satanic Witches always do.
To Marilyn:
There will always be that one boo amongst the cheers in any crowd. Just know that you looked great, and sounded even better! Love you or hate you, they can’t ignore you. Keep it that way! HS!
~Mimi
Comment by Mimi Daeva — September 13, 2009 @ 2:15 pm
The article is about Satanism and sexuality. Marilyn Mansfield is in fact her true own individual, Sweet, Sexy,Sensual, and Glamourous. This is not about size and sexy. Just plain real Iconic, and A Compleat Satanic Wtich Indeed. Her curves are only a part of her. She is not struggling against anything to be anyone; But what she desires in her life to be. How many can appreiciate the skill she uses for her Raw Sensuality as well as the other wonderful qualities she has. It’s not a total shame that some may like her Only for her assets, and some A BREED A PART see what’s really Going on. Come now,Your smart enough to read and write here to post, Pick up a little orange book Called the Satanic Witch by Anton Lavey. I concur with Zoth why some insult her for this is case and point. YOU are all looking and have something to say. So think about that for a moment. No matter what; she IS a force of Nature and you won’t likely forget her even now. She’s not a copy cat she is all her own. Semantics you fools! I for one support her,i love her uniqueness, and her delightful personality.
A shame some of you are missing the effin point!
Or are you just confused about which point is bothering you?
Whether some believe in curses or not some do, maybe it’s easier understood by an older quote that might epitomize Zoth ’s Defense of one whom he loves and cherishes “An Eye For An Eye….”
Get it?
Hethar Emrys A Compleat Witch!
Comment by Hethar Emrys — September 13, 2009 @ 2:25 pm
@Hethar:
“She’s not a copy cat she is all her own”
How can anyone be a true individual or iconic as you say, if all they are known for is impersonating two celebrities?
She even took on both their names! There is nothing original about this. There are a ton of chicks like her in the “Satanic scene” who are mostly fat, tattooed and who are stuck in the 1950’s with bleached Monroe style hair or those awful beehive hairdos and the pin up clothes that do not compliment the bulges.
I’m not at all surprised about your rant being that you are like 3 times this woman’s size. It’s so obvious this whole thing appeals to the BBW agenda. *pukes*
Comment by Steve T. — September 13, 2009 @ 7:12 pm
I agree with all of Steve T.’s comment’s 100 %!
Nothing against Marilyn Mansfield at all, but the girl is just about the farthest thing from the Satanic female archetype there is. She does the best she can with what she’s got, but it’s not cutting the mustard. There’s nothing original about what she does, especially mimicked poses of what Zeena LaVey did over twenty years ago and far better at that.
The concept of the mutual admiration society goes right out the window when it makes liars out of us to tell someone they’re good at something when they’re not. It lowers the bar and that’s what happened here.
Where are all the hot Satanic witches? I’ll tell you. They were interviewed in the article. Magistra Dee, Fi Roberts and Heather Saenz are far more original, far more sexy and far more a better example of everything a Satanic witch should be. Maybe they had too much class to take off their clothes and didn’t have to prove to anyone how Satanic they are.
If you like Marilyn Mansfield, more power to you and good for her. Everyone deserves to be beautiful to somebody else. From her interview, she seems like a nice gal. I simply don’t believe that she represents the ideal for Satanic men, certainly not this one.
Comment by Eric Binford — September 13, 2009 @ 9:59 pm
My dear weakling of an emasculated man. I think you fear women from a basic instinct. Fear of size and something more beguiling than you.Size obviously frightens you: or maybe it is something else. It’s pretty obvious what you inner core is about. And where you sit on the the clock sir. So you look at Beautiful slender models. I do too. Many glamour pusses loves these silver and golden screen Icons and they are of all sizes. I like them too and they are my friends as well. Again you miss the point. In fact i think Perhaps You crave to be metaphorically slapped, because it’s your inner desire. And and your comments about my size has no importance to me, because i am happy and a satiated woman. I have more muscle mass in me as a Belly Dancer, that my strength might threaten you as you said “3″ times as much. I wonder how satisfied you are. That’s all i’m hearing repeated stevie, is “fat insults, And copy cat of icons”. You sound like you have some issues and they don’t even seem valid, to SEX AND THE SATANIC MODEL OR THE CoS article. Except to perhaps hear yourself talk.So nuff said Steve! Find your perfect six o”clock,and realise that your wanting a More Dominant and femenine woman than you are to treat you the way you secretly desire but are too cowardly to admit.Your rhetoric begs for discpline by acting out with cheap shots that aren’t original either. I ‘ve heard them all steve. am I in a field hearing “bahs”.You all sound the same copycat.
Enjoy your nightmares of 12 oclock women sucking you dry Steve.
Really enjoy it.
If you can
H.E. I AM DONE WITH YOU, SISSY MAN
Comment by Hethar Emrys — September 13, 2009 @ 10:16 pm
Amazing, just amazing.
Steve T. tells it like it is, yet many posters immediately get defensive about their own body types and make all kinds of insults to Steve, implying that he hates women or is homosexual. I read very carefully his comments and he calls it as he sees it. He doesn’t gush on and on about phony Barbie type women who appeal to the beer swilling sports fans out there. I wish there was more honesty like his in the mutual admiration society.
As to the plus sized women who have responded, don’t be so sensitive and make grandiose claims as to your self-perceived beauty. If somebody loves you and appreciates your size, great. Just don’t attack those of us who aren’t into gals your size. It comes off as immature and unattractive and reeks of desperate attempts at convincing yourself that most guys like heavy gals.
Sorry, ladies. It just ain’t true.
Comment by Eric Binford — September 13, 2009 @ 11:18 pm
Oh boy! All of the moo moos are coming out of the woodwork now!
Sorry ladies. Being obese does NOT make you look more feminine than a slimmer gal with a great body. Obesity not only looks unattractive because it distorts and hides the natural curvature of the female structure, it’s also very unhealthy for you. I imagine it also doesn’t smell so good where it should. You know when you’re fatter you sweat more, cheese under the folds and all that gunk.
@Mimi:
“Tell me truly; you aren’t really into women, are you? If you were, you would have your own idea of what makes a woman attractive, as opposed to what marketing men attempt to foist on the masses as the ideal of what makes a woman attractive.”
Ah, so not digging fat chicks automatically makes me homosexual. *laughs* You gals are so deluded with yourselves you cannot possibly accept the fact that most guys just don’t find big gals attractive. I never said supermodels or cookie cutter actresses were my type. I love my women natural, pretty and curvy. I want to see every luscious curve on my woman’s body covered by smooth, soft flesh – I don’t like blubber distorting those curves. This to me takes away from the femininity.
My girlfriend is naturally pretty with a big juicy behind, a nice set of natural D’s, curvy legs and looks hot in skimpy clothes. She’s not a gym or diet freak – she just doesn’t stuff her face on junk and takes good care of herself. And that’s the way I prefer my girls – they do not let themselves go. She has great pride in her body – a lesson all you supposed “Satanic witches” should learn from and she’s not even a Satanist.
@Hethar:
I’d be happy to have a sexy 12 o’clock woman suck me dry rather than being eaten by an Orca like you.
@Eric Binford:
“Where are all the hot Satanic witches? I’ll tell you. They were interviewed in the article. Magistra Dee, Fi Roberts and Heather Saenz are far more original, far more sexy and far more a better example of everything a Satanic witch should be. Maybe they had too much class to take off their clothes and didn’t have to prove to anyone how Satanic they are.”
Entirely. Well said.
Comment by Steve T. — September 14, 2009 @ 12:29 am
@Eric Binford
“The concept of the mutual admiration society goes right out the window when it makes liars out of us to tell someone they’re good at something when they’re not. It lowers the bar and that’s what happened here.”
Yep. It’s praising mediocrity.
Comment by Steve T. — September 14, 2009 @ 1:00 am
“My girlfriend is naturally pretty with a big juicy behind, a nice set of natural D’s, curvy legs and looks hot in skimpy clothes. She’s not a gym or diet freak – she just doesn’t stuff her face on junk and takes good care of herself. And that’s the way I prefer my girls – they do not let themselves go. She has great pride in her body – a lesson all you supposed “Satanic witches” should learn from and she’s not even a Satanist.”
Steve, Steve, Poor, Delusional Steve:
You seem to be lumping all big girls into what can, at best, be described as ‘a tired, old cliche of a stereotype’. As I said before, My body is My instrument. As such, I work hard to maintain it. I know that the voice is a particularly vulnerable and delicate instrument, and that an unhealthy instrument will not function, simple and plain. As such, I make it a point to be very aware of what I put into My body. I rarely eat fast/junk food and watch My alcohol intake very closely. On days before major performances, My regimen is even stricter, much to the chagrin of My confection-loving husband! As a Satanist, I practice the ethos of “indulgence, not compulsion” – Yes, I may want to drink that entire six-pack of Stella Artois then make love until dawn, but a fatigued mind and a dehydrated set of vocal folds make for a substandard performance. Keeping my cardiovascular/pulmonary systems in tip-top shape is also a must. The Ballet training I have ensures I maintain My level of balance, flexibility, grace and strength (especially in My great gams!). Is your “girlfriend” strong enough to move her carriage on the tips of her toes, with only a satin and suede-covered, slightly padded wooden block between her and the floor, Steve? As you may have guessed, I have hardly “let (Myself) go”! Truth be told: I have better things to do than sit on My butt and eat all day. I have a life.
As a Satanic witch, I realize that I am always ‘on stage’. Being a performer takes this fact to a whole other level. Even with My natural beauty, I practice glamor constantly. Even if practicality calls for Me to wear loose-fitting, comfortable clothing (say, when a ‘movement rehearsal’ is scheduled), I make sure that I am wearing just enough makeup to highlight Myself without looking too “made up”. I needn’t take any “lessons” form a herd woman, believe you Me!
It is also shameful that, as a self-proclaimed “Satanist”, you don’t have the cognitive capacity to realize the certain “rules” or “stereotypes” don’t apply to the Satanic witch. The Satanic witch knows that the way she carries and conducts herself can transcend her physical appearance. With such a limited understanding about the Satanic witch as what you have displayed here, it isn’t any wonder you aren’t dating a Satanist. The Satanic witch is naturally the exception and never the rule.
Since the article is about the practice of what is, essentially,sexuality as a form of lesser magic, the choice of a model with ‘nonconventional’ looks was a good choice. As for the idea that taking her top off diminishes Ms. Mansfield’s measure of “class”: She’s a m o d e l! She did what every other model in that magazine did, but in a more decent way (meaning: she didn’t pose in a manner which, depending on the camera angle, you could see her kidneys!).
“Sorry ladies. Being obese does NOT make you look more feminine than a slimmer gal with a great body. Obesity not only looks unattractive because it distorts and hides the natural curvature of the female structure, it’s also very unhealthy for you. I imagine it also doesn’t smell so good where it should. You know when you’re fatter you sweat more, cheese under the folds and all that gunk.”
The thing that makes Me feminine is not My size; It’s the fact that I truly enjoy being a girl, and take pride in looking, smelling and feeling (both inside and on the outside) like a girl. I may have soft, ‘marshmallowy’ flesh, but also a good amount of muscle mass underneath. Even when holding My own whilst playing with the boys, I am still totally feminine. Also, you’d be surprised how many “slimmer gals” employ the use of girdles and a-line bras to create their ‘natural’ curves.
Hate to be the one to break it to you, Steve, but the concept of soap and water has made its way to the “fat chick” population as a whole. I figured out the wonders of showers, deodorant, shampoo and toothpaste long ago. Just because you are fat doesn’t mean you have to be all greasy and gross. Again, a tired stereotype that you need to realize applies not to Satanists; what, with the lack of aesthetics being a Satanic Sin and all. Next time you are out amongst the populous, take a good, deep whiff of the herd around you; they wreak of both b.o and various false chemical scents simultaneously, regardless of size.
Oh, and for the record, I am not blond (in fact, I have black hair,cut into a layered a-line bob {to disguise My terminal curly-headdedness!}), nor tattooed, and look more like a Victorian-era doll (complete with a natural complexion that belies My age) than any pinup I’ve ever seen. Again, sorry about your stereotypical theories, Darlings.
~M
Comment by Mimi Daeva — September 14, 2009 @ 5:35 am
@Mimi:
Look lady, if you were really convinced you are a hot diva, you wouldn’t be wasting your time writing these ridiculously long posts trying to convince me. You obviously keep trying to validate yourself to me. I don’t care. You really think you’re a diva? Great. I just don’t think fat women are sexy. Why don’t we just leave it at that? You’re not going to convince me otherwise.
Comment by Steve T. — September 14, 2009 @ 9:45 am
I’d like to take this opportunity to comment on all I’ve read on here. I’d also like to congratulate my friend, Marilyn.
First, Marilyn IS a successful model, I’m always delighted to hear of the projects she’s working on and the events where she can be seen at. She’s a lovely woman, who is genuine to the core. She embodies what a true Satanist IS. More than that, she is absolutely gorgeous! Also I believe she chose her name because these are women she admired, she’s not trying to impersonate…. she is paying homage, if you will.
I’ve never met a person more proud of being a Satanist, she doesn’t wear a giant neon sign or anything but it’s more of a quiet confidence that she carries with her, it is in her smile and movements…this charm. It could only be one thing for sure: a true manifestation of the craft in all its glory!
She has devoted her life to this philosophy and I believe Penthouse chose an amazing woman to be in this article. Regardless of what type of woman you like, she is a beautiful, fierce, strong woman. Satanists of the world should be proud to know her as one of their own.
Now to the people who want to bash on a woman you don’t even know, shame on you! Now before you ask…yes, I am full figured, content in her skin. I’m not saying that a REAL woman is large or small, I’m SAYING accept people for who they are. I’ve met beautiful larger women (I look at one everyday in the mirror) and I’ve met really ugly smaller women and vice versa. Beautiful doesn’t come in a size 2 or size 24 body, it’s in the face, the eyes and deeper inside…the charm, wit, sexuality that makes a woman irresistible.
Our wiles are what make us truly the fairer sex. I feel that the nae-sayers are too closed minded to see that.
Marilyn is a model who is also a card carrying, life long lover and supporter of the COS. She deserved to be featured in this article. If you don’t like the article or the pictures don’t look. However, I know this woman and she’s not going anywhere any time soon. She should be considered a role model for all women, Satanic or otherwise. Satanists have a taste for decadence, and regardless of what you have a “sweet tooth” for, I’m sure Marilyn fits the bill for many.She’s beyond a stereotype…which I have always believed to be something Satanists have shied away from, breaking away from the herd.Your personal tastes are your own, but throwing the mud like this? It’s pathetic at best.
I believe we will see more of Marilyn and beautiful women like her in publications such as this because this is the trend, the reality. Because much more of the population accepts the beauty of a REAL woman, large or small. She is undeniably sexy, and it sells…get used to it.
PS: Marilyn, congrats my friend you are showing idiots like these every day that being beautiful, charming, successful and SEXY as hell is the BEST revenge!!!!!
xoxoxoxo
Comment by Krysi King — September 14, 2009 @ 12:03 pm
What a freakin’ cow! I don’t mind the Satanism so much but please lay off the cheeseburgers.
Comment by Robert — September 15, 2009 @ 9:32 pm
Steve,
Like whomever you want to like and I agree that what pleases the eye simply pleases the eye. Preference isn’t really a matter of *choice* is it?
But don’t try to say that Mimi isn’t a “diva”….. she is in the MOST original Italian sense of the word! A TRUE diva is a female OPERA SINGER.
All “fat chicks” don’t buy into the silly rhetoric and propaganda. I’ve been with men who are chubby chasers, men who “made an exception” and guys who just like a gal for who she is. Personally, the best experiences I had were with guys who like alllllll kinds of women. I don’t have a “type” in a man, some minimal preferences, perhaps, but my partners have come in all shapes and sizes, colors and kinks.
I’m a bigger gal, no doubt about it. I’m good looking and awesome enough to attract my fair share of men. Some of them *I* am even attracted to, because though I don’t have a type I DO have standards. Do I hate a man for liking girls that don’t look like me? No. Most of my closest male friends are men who like other kinds of women. If we aren’t attracted to each other it makes being “just friends” easier! And there’s nothing like knowing a few good wingmen…….
However, I think it is deplorable that you would paint all plus-sized gals with the same greasy, stinky cruddy brush. I know it raised your hackles that some people took offense that you weren’t deifying fat gals. That’s too bad. The thing about Satanism for me is that I get to be me, and it rules and you get to be you and that rules, too.
I have never understood why anyone is pissed off if someone isn’t sexually attracted to them. I can nearly always tell if a man is into me, but on the rare occasion that I’ve been mistaken by an attention wanting guy that didn’t truly find me attractive I was irritated at the waste of my time, but not mad that he wasn’t into my fat ass. I mean! The guy can’t HELP it!!! Leading a lady on, however, isn’t very nice!
Anyhow, carry on with ya silliness, folks. Whatever you got someone will be smart enough or stupid enough to love it.
Comment by Rebel Belle — September 15, 2009 @ 11:23 pm
Marilyn is so amazingly hot and I would love to get to know her
Comment by Ray — September 16, 2009 @ 7:35 pm
Marilyn is hot. I’d fuck her
Comment by Josef — September 17, 2009 @ 10:57 am
I’ve known Marilyn for over ten years. She is sweet, beautiful, and an amazing model whom I’ve had the pleasure to photograph on several occasions.
Comment by Moonblood — September 19, 2009 @ 8:40 am
Thanks for representing the CoS sweetie…Your as sexy as they come….Dallas,Tx says HELLYEAH!
HS!
Comment by Kyle aka Baron — September 21, 2009 @ 6:36 pm
*Vomits*
Comment by Mike — September 21, 2009 @ 11:26 pm
Penthouse is going down the crapper with this one
Comment by Mike — September 21, 2009 @ 11:28 pm
What a bad representation for Satanic Witches everywhere.
Comment by Carrie — September 22, 2009 @ 9:08 pm
Obviously Marilyn has star quality and threatening beauty otherwise there wouldn’t be so many comments and controversy on this site. What kind of small minded nerd would go out of their way to insult a beautiful woman on a website? Maybe these guys got picked on in life and are using Satanism as a false sense of power and are seeking revenge by trying to cut women down from the safety of their screen names. Without anonymity I doubt they’d be so lippy face to face. Try to keep in mind that THEY are not the one’s featured. I don’t know what these people do for a living but Id love to show up at their job and insult their appearance and insist that they don’t deserve to represent whatever position they hold. Love you glamourous Marilyn! xoxoxox
Comment by Tibbie X — September 23, 2009 @ 12:20 pm
@Tibby:
Let me guess…you’re a big girl too? 98% of the positive responses here are from huge woman into the BBW movement. I see no controversy over this article – just disappointment and disgust.
Comment by Carrie — September 25, 2009 @ 2:43 am
You guessed wrong and spelled my name wrong. Its TIBBIE. TIBBIE X is my stage name, the X from my old band X-possibles. I’m huge in the sense that I’m awesome but not in size. Anyway heres the deal
What did you do today?
Oh I went online to look at porn and insulted one of the models on a public forum.
This wreaks of douchebag. Its a douchebag thing to do and the people doing it are trying to justify themselves. An intelligent classy successful kinda guy would not do this. Case closed.
Comment by Tibbie X — September 25, 2009 @ 6:40 pm
@ Carrie I just went to Tibbie’s link she posted along with her comment and she is NOT a big woman at all! She is tiny! Maybe you should of done that before typing your response. Do your research before you assume next time. Before you ask no I am not big or a woman. I am a man. Do you think your a better representation for Satanic Witches everywhere? Well I do not see you up there not even a link to any photos of you. Oh right, Penthouse didn’t put YOU up there. Maybe that is the problem. Like it or not Marilyn is the one up there and I am glad she is. She is beautiful and a fine representation. I agree with both the guy who wrote the article and with Penthouse for featuring her. The minute someone is different in any way being weight or anything, people feel they need to insult. Funny, all the people here that left negitave comments did not leave any links to pics of themselves. Hiding in cyberspace?? This is the reason why I don’t have any personal sites because of BS like what is going on here. Let’s get a look at you and let others tell you what they think of your weight or looks. Most would be afraid to. This article is not about weight or any kind of BBW movement at all. The article is about Satanism and this page featured a woman who did nothing to deserve these mindless insults. So sad that people don’t get it. Congrats to Marilyn and to Penthouse for featuring such a fine Satanic Witch! If anyone here thinks she’s not a true Satanic Witch, it has been proven here how much she really is one, that’s for sure! Even the ones who don’t agree with what the article says or Marilyn’s appearance or what have you, you still took time to leave a comment. Bad or good attention she is still getting all the attention especially on this site. I don’t know Marilyn personally, but I hope to meet her one day to tell her in person job well done!
Comment by Sean M. — September 25, 2009 @ 7:39 pm
There seems to be two definitive types of responses here…
Those who are complimenting Marilyn for being herself, unashamed and proud of who she is. Polite and respectful people with manners and decorum.
Then there are those without manners or decorum, who do not understand that Beauty and Attractiveness are subjective, and feel that they should force feed us their opinions, all of which sounded like the spurtings from the drunken mouths at a frat party.
I suppose it’s the difference between being a gentlemen and being a churl.
Comment by W.W. — September 27, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
People like Mimi and Steve need each (otherwise they would have moved on to other thinGs..)othEr.We beat (until thEir dead..The ideal is to move on..)horsEs
Comment by Vanes — October 4, 2009 @ 5:13 am
P.S..What is a churl?
Comment by Vanes — October 4, 2009 @ 5:15 am
It’s interestinG:No one discussed Marilyn’s patriarchal (is she too submissive or does shE do it out of love? Discuss..)inclinatioNs.
Comment by Vanes — October 4, 2009 @ 5:21 am
It’s interesting: We diet for others,but how much do we do so..How long do we try to win the love of others.If we demand the sex,the love from other people:Could it be that we are continuing on the path that leads to self-deprecation–sloth,non-dieting-and we force it upon others because we cannot maintain this in our self? I’m my own girlfriend.Believe me no one’s interested.I’m the best lay I’ve ever had..
Comment by Vanes — October 4, 2009 @ 5:29 am
P.PS..I’d like to add to (Sufism is similar to satAnism to me..)Vanessa’s comments:”If I am not fOr myself who will be for me?”–Buddhist quote.
Comment by Vanes — October 4, 2009 @ 5:58 am
P.P.P.S..What is an (Think Vanes..11th grade scienCe..)Orca? P.P.P.P.s..”moo Moo” is an attempt at a clevEr double entenDre for Mu-Mu?
Comment by Vanes — October 4, 2009 @ 6:00 am
(..Muu-Muu?.. Mu…)..
Comment by Vanes — October 4, 2009 @ 6:02 am
Marilyn’s images give me a strong lasting boner. I want to fuck her so bad, I want to lick her as well.
Comment by Tony — October 11, 2009 @ 7:07 pm
For those of you who say “you don’t dig big girls”…you don’t dig getting laid either? Did you know that 65 percent of this country is overweight. Did you hear that Steve…65 percent! So i guess you got double lucky. Your not only thin, but you get to bang someone from the same 35% gene pool. Damn your lucky…you play lotto today?
Quit being an A**hole n and f*in liar.
It’s like this, you either tag a full figured person or you stroke one out….ya queer!
Mrs. Mansfield is doing her part, and quite nicely, to promote the beauty that goes beyond sample sizes and opinionated pricks!
Comment by jude — October 18, 2009 @ 2:58 pm
These pictures are amazing. Me and my husband actually have them hanging up in our house for everyone to see. Our other gay friends want to know why we even got the magazine, and I have to admit I wondered why too but I grabbed it and fell in love with the whole thing. Anything with Lisa Lampanelli and Satanism in it is a winner in my book.
As for the bickering back and forth earlier between Steve and Zoth, calm down and shut up. We are to behave in public towards each other, and you are both members of The Church of Satan? You of all people should know better, save the petty fights for LttD or Undercroft, not in public for everyone else to see.
You like fat chicks, you don’t. Who cares, sex is sex is sex is sex.
We get it, you are both members and you are better from each other. Good for you. Now take you bloated head somewhere and smash it into a wall to deflate it.
This is why I became inactive for so long, the petty squabbling that has been formulating in the lower ranks of the Cos over the past few months.
Please tell me neither of you are Active Members, if so I may just have to rethink my affiliation. For fellow members of the organization that the majority of us who have posted here share, you sure do paint us a shade of white that looks like shit.
Idiocy should be painful, and you two should be the poster children.
Comment by Steven S. — October 19, 2009 @ 5:50 am
First, let me say, I am not a Satanist. My opinion is strictly from seeing Marilyn in person and knowing her on a personal level. She is a beauty inside and out and I, for one (but see I am not alone) take offense at the insults about her given by a certain someone. I am not a big person nor am I a rail. I am a heterosexual woman who is married to a normal guy and we both think Marilyn is one of the nicest, generous, sweetest, and beautiful woman on the planet. I’ve known her for years.
Even though I am hetero, I can still appreciate a woman’s looks, and I can say, her modeling work is very cool. She is gorgeous.
Don’t listen to negative comments!
Comment by Rita — October 22, 2009 @ 5:59 am
She has a lovely face underneath, but there’s so much fat on it, it’s hard to see. That lumpy area between the jaw and cheekbones, the brow is pushed down, and the eyes are made to look tiny and piggish.
On many women, fat makes them look OLD.
This much fat often makes very large women look the same as each other.
I’m all for plus sized acceptance and appreciation, It’s not my thing, I’m a female who excercises just enough to maintain a rather low weight that i find attractive in other women (it’s only fair).
I know that most men and many women like a curvy figure, of course!
However, for someone using the names of Mansfield and Marilyn… she’s like the super sized, modern-day, all-American-cheeseburger version. They were the very definition of feminine and youthfully curvaceous, not obese and matronly. Someone her size would have been laughed out of Hollywood, back then, too.
I must say I admire her confidence though!
Comment by Fiona — December 2, 2009 @ 7:26 am
It seems the people here (if it really is different people to me all the comments sound like the same person )who feel the need to leave these insults either have no life, have some weird obsession with Marilyn or this feature on this site or all of these things I mentioned combined. Really, find a hobby. Is anyone else wondering that if this “Fiona” woman really does stay fit and all, why is she not in Penthouse? Sounds a bit like anger or jealousy to me. Maybe you are thinking, how can someone bigger than me make it onto this site and not me when I try so hard to look good? If it is really a woman that posted that ridiculous analysis of the facial structure. I would like to see what kind of face she has. Since you can’t leave a picture here along with your comment (not like you would anyway), guess we will never know.
Comment by Donald — December 7, 2009 @ 6:33 pm
We now know.
The primordial cause of global warning…
Comment by TruthOnline — December 18, 2009 @ 6:31 pm
B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L
Comment by Sara JW — January 30, 2010 @ 10:33 pm