The Perfect Score: How to Be a Moral Manwhore

There’s a fine line between suave and skanky. Learn how to walk it and become the gentleman slut you’ve always wanted to be. Chelsea Summers shows you how.

I have fucked a lot of men. A few of these men I’ve loved, a few I’ve detested, but most fall into the fat swath of those I’ve liked. While this revelation might not garner me many fans at Jesus Camp, it does mean that I have the sheet cred to serve up the sex intelligence that lots of guys are so hungry for.

Monogamy is not for everyone, at least, not all the time. And though many people equate monogamy with morality and sluttiness with depravity, I suggest that this connection is a fallacy. In other words, you can be both moral and a manwhore. You can kiss, bang, boff, screw, sixty-nine, frottage, grope, lick, suck, and otherwise fuck as many women as you want and still act ethically. Here’s how.

Defining the Moral Manwhore

As Ernest Hemingway famously said, “What is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.” So ask yourself, how do you want to wake up in the morning? If the answer is “finely fucked and feeling damn fine about it,” then you’re ready to be a moral manwhore. You’re ready to feel good after, and why shouldn’t you? You just need to figure out how to negotiate the rocky terrain of polyamorous sex.

A manwhore may fuck anything that moves, but a moral manwhore puts in a call the next day. A moral manwhore is a guy who has sex to please both himself and his partners, and he’s a man who takes responsibility for his actions. At his core, the gentleman slut is a man with enough respect for the women in his life (and enough respect for himself) to be honest to everyone. A moral man whore takes responsibility. He’s an adult. A moral manwhore is a man. Anyone else is just a coward.

Be Straight Up

Lying may seem like the path of least resistance, but it will bite you in the ass. Not only do you have to keep your lies straight, which takes a tremendous toll on a guy who’s trying to remember several phone numbers, but inevitably you will find yourself in a headfirst collision with the truth. It’s just a matter of time.

The most moral manwhore I ever fucked was this guy named Pete. Tall, dark, and strong, Pete had the improbable good looks of a Calvin Klein underwear model. He could have just about any chick he bothered to check out, and he basically did. The great thing about Pete was this: He made no bones about telling each girl that he wasn’t looking for an exclusive relationship, and that he saw several women concurrently. He didn’t apologize for his lifestyle; he was conscientious, straightforward, and caring. He never broke dates without plenty of lead time, and always con tacted me the day after to say he enjoyed himself. I was never in doubt about the status of our relationship. He was the consummate moral manwhore.

Take a cue from Pete. If you know you’re just looking for sex without strings, then be direct and up front. She’s a big girl and can make her own decisions, as long as she’s fully informed.

Pleasure Principle

Sex is a two-way street, my friend (unless you’re really lucky and make it a three- or more-way). Remember this: You’re only fucking over yourself if you don’t make fucking fun for her. Sure, it can be difficult to figure out each woman’s buttons and the order in which they need to be pushed, so you need to learn how to ask her what feels good and what doesn’t, and how to be flexible enough to change things up.

A moral manwhore makes sure that the woman he’s with has as good a time as he does. That means he pays strict attention to his partner’s pleasure; he aims to please, and doesn’t take offense if a woman gives him directions. He recognizes that fucking is intimate and real, and he takes pride in his sexual ability. A man makes it mutual.

Know Your Motivation

Some manwhores are whorish because they’ve been burned and can’t handle emotional ties. Some have a fear of commitment. Others get a thrill from the unknown. Most, however, have some combination of the three. You owe it to yourself, as well as to your partners, to figure out why you’re doing the women you’re doing, because not all motivations are healthy ones.

I’ve known guys who take their anger out on women by sleeping with anything that moves, or are kind of addicted to the first blush of love and the heady pheromone rush that goes along with it. Still others take brutal pleasure in the head game of making some chick fall in love with them, then heartlessly dumping her. These men are not moral. They are motivated to fuck, not by pleasure, but by their own callousness.

It’s far more courageous to be noble than it is to drag some unknowing woman into your own cruel motivations. Know yourself. If you do, you can act accordingly. You can make better choices. If you are moral, you don’t always get what you want, but if you try, you just might find you get what you need.

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