Total Recall
Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Colin Farrell
Abandon any hope of seeing something as Ahnold-rific as the 1990 original, which also featured a prostitute with three tits. (Ah, sci-fi, how we love you.) Still, this forthcoming rethink has a lot going for it. For one, the setting sounds intriguingly ominous: an Orwellian future here two huge superpowers—Euroamerica and New Shanghai—compete for economic dominance. Our brain-wiped hero (Farrell) is some kind of spy, so perhaps the action will hew closer to the mindfuckery of Inception. And of course the eye candy includes Beckinsale and Biel—most likely sporting the standard complement of mammary glands, but still.
