I’m Awesome: One Man’s Triumphant Quest to Become the Sweetest Dude Ever
MMA fighter and radio host Jason Ellis’s story, from It Books, starts off with the author eating a cigarette at age three, and it’s downhill from there. After a while, it becomes a blur of career accomplishments, sex with various women, and benders. We learn that his nostrils are no longer even from all the coke he did, that he doesn’t like anal, he’s had to negotiate the price for prostitutes, and having a daughter changed the way he sees women. I’m Awesome isn’t bad, but its escapades, taken as a whole, add up to something far less than its title promises.