Pervy Postcards
Pervy Postcards
A new book of greetings for expressing all the urgent thoughts you’ve ever had, but were afraid to utter.
Say something dirty to 45 friends, lovers, and mailmen.
By Brook Lundy and Duncan Mitchell
(Sterling Innovation)

The hotshots at Someecards have a number of lively postcard books, but this one really bangs the gong. It places amusingly in congruent illustrations alongside raunchily direct sentiments, such as, “Thanks for honoring my desire to ejaculate on your bosom.” Our favorite features a cop, his hand in the appropriate formation, saying, “I’m practicing the shocker.” (Runner-up: A couple in business attire, the man saying, “I will pay you $4,000 to eat a banana in front of me.”)This compact collection makes a great gift for your dirty minded friends, your fuck buddy, or, as the introduction says, “just about anyone who enjoys orgasms.”

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