• Blow Job to the Rescue kayden-kross-98-300x200 I am a workaholic.

    It’s easy to be though in my line of work.

    It just blends so seamlessly with play.

    Right now I’m waiting for my newest footage to upload to my other computer. I have to get it up and get it edited and get it on the server before I go to bed so my webmaster can use it as today’s update on my site (www.clubkayden.com). Today only started a few hours ago. And honestly, I would be in bed if it weren’t for the last minute call. I had just dropped off tons of new content to be sent out and edited and prepared for a few week’s worth of updates as well as some content that had already been cut and was ready to post. An hour later I was standing outside of a Hollywood restaurant trying to figure out how to get the man in front of me to come to my place so I could boink him. He thought I should come to his. He likes his bed better. But I have to work in the morning and I don’t want to deal with traffic. We were both making very good points. We had hit a stalemate.

    Then the phone rang. My webmaster was scanning the disks and today’s footage was not on it. No bueno. I have tons of back up photo sets but we needed video and nothing was ready to go. We’re doing five updates a week. The stuff is flying off the shelves. We tried to think fast but it was already late and my mind was clouded by the prospect of penis. Finally I thought of something brilliant: I have a pussy and a camera. I can do my first POV masturbation scene. Then the man who had a much clearer mind than myself chimed in with another nugget of brilliance: He had a penis.

    Just add lube. Spit. I don’t believe in lube from a bottle. I told him I was high jacking his genitalia for stunt cock and drug him back to Burbank. I put on some lip gloss and clamped a desk lamp to the side of the bed and we were in business. At that moment my entire objective in life was to blow that man. And I did. I saved the day.

    Despite the last minute porn emergency my plans for the evening survived. I got the sexy time. I got it at my house. And I got it on camera.

    Club Kayden:1 Life’s Obstacles: 0

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    2 Responses to “Blow Job to the Rescue”

    1. 1st thanks for the “no bueno” was the only that i don’t have to read twice for under stand =D

      improvised always goes well!

      “Club Kayden:1 Life’s Obstacles: 0″

      Pako Ro October 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    2. What’s up with the dude thinking he has a better bed? Damn, what’s up with the male prima donnas? If some 20ish hottie is trying to take me home with her to “boink” me, who am I to argue my BED’s better than hers.

      Tony October 6th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

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