Taint Love – Girl Talk and Shaving Tips

This is a small sample from our completely random and unscientific poll. Not one woman we spoke with was pro-bush for guys.

“I prefer a man who grooms, hands down. I don’t need ornately sculpted pubic hair, but the effort that a man displays in his upkeep intimates how focused he’ll be in pleasing me. Plus, who wants a long scraggly hair in their mouth? Not I.”
—Brandi, San Francisco

“I’m a firm believer in appropriately distributing attention to his bits. It’s just the right thing to do. Grooming makes it easier to be more zealous.”
—Kat, Brooklyn

“I’m not big on oral if there is any hygiene issue at all. Grooming is imperative, especially for dark-haired guys.”
—Rachel, Manhattan

“I still provide oral sex to men who are not groomed (but still clean!), especially if they have provided oral sex to me. But I’m not nearly as eager, ferocious, or involved as I am when presented with clean shaven testicles.”
—Jessica, San Luis Obispo, California

Need a little help getting started? Just check out these quick tips.
The common beard trimmer is the pubic region’s best friend.
Set the guard level to a medium height and drag it slowly and carefully through your bird’s nest to bring that tufty madness down to a uniform level. Congratulations, your dick looks an inch bigger.

Dealing with the jewels is a bit trickier, but that’s where the real reward lies.
The firsttimer’s common mistake is to shave without trimming the hair first. Not only will this make the job take twice as long, but you’re sure to end up with nicks and cuts. Use that beard trimmer down there, too, and be sure to keep the razor guard on.

When you’re ready to bust out the razor, skip shaving cream, which will obscure your view.
Get in a hot shower, as the running water will wash away the hair that has been removed and allow you to see your progress, as well as soften those coarse hairs. Don’t use a fresh razor. You won’t even realize it when you cut yourself, and you’ll be surprised by how much you bleed between your legs. Reassign a face razor after a couple of shaves on coarse whiskers to take the edge down a little, and, as always, shave with the grain.

Take your time for the first month.
Touch them up every few days. After a few weeks, your skin will be accustomed to having sharp things near it.