The Keys to Our Heart

To determine the most ferociously sexy Penthouse Clubs Key Girl of the Year, we sent 11 hot contenders to entertain the guests of a sinfully lavish resort on Jamaica’s flawless beaches. Mission accomplished.

Here’s something you should try as soon as possible. Gather 11 earth-scorching girls from the Penthouse Clubs. (Seriously, Al Gore might want to investigate—we think we found, like, half the reason his Truth is so Inconvenient.) Fly them to a place built for sin, the island paradise known as the Hedonism II resort, which is sprawled enticingly across the famous white-sand beaches of Negril, Jamaica. And, that’s it. What, you don’t need more instruction than that, do you? We did this recently and it worked out more than fine for us.

Within minutes of touching down for the third annual Hedonism II Key Girl of the Year competition, those 11 pole-dancing princesses joined Penthouse Pet Cali Taylor, 2007’s Key Girl of the Year, for a round of topless water volleyball. How did that go? Let’s just say we have a growing appreciation for the sport. Once the girls were nice and limbered up, it was time to take to the water slide—completely naked. We’re happy to report there were no slide related burns or injuries. We took precautions to prevent accidents, and even the smallest scrape was thoroughly investigated by our crack team of flesh experts. To unwind after, the girls lingered by the pool, sipping tropical beverages and finding creative uses for the drinks’ ice in an effort to cool down. But the competition wasn’t all hard work. In the evening, the hottie posse paid a visit to the Piano Bar and serenaded one another while stripteasing the crowd to the brink of ecstasy.

The following three days were a happy blur, full of debauchery: The girls mingled with guests, had glorious, impromptu pillow fights in the Hurricane Disco, and dressed for the nightly theme. Western Night proved particularly popular with the Key Girls; they each put together their sexiest cowgirl costume. (We’re still trying to confirm whether or not any of the outfits led to incidents of reverse cowgirl.) As for the rest of the Hedonism II guests, they were partial, for obvious reasons, to Lingerie Night.

Even with such busy schedules, the girls didn’t lose sight of the week’s most important moment: the dance competition. That event would go a long way toward determining the 2008 Key Girl of the Year.

The exquisite 11 kicked off the competition with a seductively choreographed little number. Duly warmed up, it was time to strip down to swimsuits in order to model the new line of water wear by Penthouse Swim. It was great to see the girls compete with unbridled gusto. How great? Um, really, really, really great (note the photographic evidence). Each contestant performed a featured dance, which included body painting (with the help of four lucky guests), a naughty housewife routine, and a stylish striptease. The crowd, needless to say, was wildly enthusiastic.

Our judges found the competition incredibly stiff this year—picking a clear favorite has never been harder. But in the end, there was no denying that Sasha from the Houston Penthouse Club has special, unteachable gifts. Hardware was also handed out to the evening’s winners in five other categories (see sidebar), and the friskiest Key Girls were selected for photo shoots at Hedonism II with Penthouse photographer Emma Nixon. Look for the boldest and best images from those memorable sessions in upcoming issues, starting next month with our brand-new Key Girl of the Year. Perhaps it was the sun, or the surf, or simply being on vacation—but whatever the reason, the girls were amazingly uninhibited. Trust us, these are spreads you won’t want to miss.

Speaking of which, we already miss the 2008 Key Girl competition—good thing it’s not too long until we return to Jamaica for the 2009 contest. Wonder who will win this year….