You’ve graduated to unhooking bras with one hand, but you still haven’t figured out how to make sure she’ll come back for more. Jonathan Ages spoke to Penthouse Pet Cassia Riley and found out what to do when the lights go down.
Mood Disorders
Don’t start turning on the music and lighting the candles-that’s just corny. Let it be spur-of-the-moment. If the lights are on, leave ‘em on; if they’re off, leave them off. If it’s your girlsfriend, then you can dim the lights-unless it’s a “let’s fuck right here in the kitchen’ kind of thing.”
Socks Off, Rocks Off
“I would never fuck a guy who had his socks on-even if it was a boyfriend. I;d be like, ‘Take the socks off or don’t get laid!’ You’re a completely naked; why are you wearing socks? Who cares if your feet are ugly? Just be comfortable in your own skin and take them off. Trust me, no girl is looking at your feet-unless you’re wearing socks.”
Don’t Brand Her
“It’s not cool to leave marks on a girl, because it makes her look like trailer trash. I don’t want to wake up the next morning and have a hickey. We’re adults; this isn’t high school. If you have scratches on your back and it just kinda, like, happened, you can put a shirt on. But leaving a mark where people can see is just trashy.”
Take Out the Garbage
“You better get your ass up and go to the bathroom and wrap that condom in a tissue and throw it in the trash. It would be a total deal breaker if a guy just threw it on the floor. I’d be like ‘Nasty! How much come is on your floor!’”
Morning Would
“You can totally have sex in the morning if it’s obvious you’d like each other sober. If i’m not into a guy, I get up and pretend I am really busy sp he’ll go.”
Sleep Talk
“As long as we’re not, like, in the middle of a conversation, it’s okay if you want to go to sleep right after sex. I’ll probably fall asleep, too. But you better not fall asleep if we haven’t come to an agreement that you’re staying over-’cause then I would probably wake you up and say. ‘You gotta go.’”
Keep Your Distance
“If I’m with a boyfriend, spooning is great. But if it’s just some guy I’m fucking, don’t touch me. Cuddling is really intimate-more intimate than sex. Guys think girls are the ones who are needy, but half the time it’s guys who are the needy ones.”
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