Q:
I’ve been dating this really hot and very wild chick who really wants me to have anal sex with her. While the thought of it is a real turn-on, I am not sure how I feel about actually doing it. I am an ass man, and she has a tight little butt just begging for action. But I’ve always been a bit of a clean freak, and when I fingered her the other night, some poop got under my nail and I had to wash my hands several times to get the smell to go away. How do I go in my girl’s backdoor without coming out all covered in brown? And can this practice make me sick?
A:
The first thing to realize is that feces are stored in the large intestine, not in the rectum and the anal canal, which are mere passageways. If your girl scrupulously washes herself, there shouldn’t be much fecal matter in her rectum. Encourage her to take a pre-sex shower with you and help her get her anus squeaky clean by lathering your fingers with a bit of soap and inserting them gently into her rectum. (There is also a wide selection of anal douches available.) But, despite her best efforts, there is always a possibility that some trace of feces will remain. Using gloves and condoms is the best solution, although even gloves may not protect you from that lingering smell. If you are that squeamish, anal sex is probably not for you! In terms of picking up diseases, sure, that can happen during anal, so wash your hands thoroughly after touching her poop—but you should have learned that in kindergarten.
Victoria Zdrok's combination of beauty and intelligence has earned her the label as "sexpert" in many media outlets. She writes a monthly column on love, sex, and dating for Penthouse Magazine entitled "Ask Dr. Z," and a column on sexuality and the law for Penthouse Forum. She is a frequent contributor to several publications and has her own SIRIUS Satellite Radio specialty show, The Sex Connection, on Howard 101. You can find out more about Dr. Z at www.sexysexpert.com
