Mold Your Penis

What: For the guy who wants to immortalize his penis, or to give his girl the “gift that keeps on giving” when he finishes early, there is the Clone-A-Willy Kit. With the kit, or a similar one from Create-a-Mate, a guy can make a mold of his penis and create an exact rubber replica of his mighty dong. Insert a vibrator into the replica, and voila: your cock rocks! For those who have night vision problems, The Clone-A-Willy kit also sells a specially blended Glow-Powder to add to your Liquid Rubber mixture mold to make your dildo glow in the dark.

Why: When you have to go on an out-of-town trip, do you want your wife or girlfriend popping a Johnny Holmes vid in the VCR and dreaming about 12 inches—or do you want her to be reaching for a perfect match to your Johnson to get herself off? And how about those nights when you’ve been out all night drinking with your buddies, or your favorite football team blew it in the 4th quarter, and your babe starts whining for sex? Hand her the clone and a tube of lube; and she’ll never know the difference. I’m sure you can find many more equally creative ways to use a replica of your wanger.

Drawback: To get a good clone, you need to be able to hold a full erection for at least 5 minutes with your cock immersed in gooey, messy stuff. That might prove a little challenging for some of you—unless you have my Pet of the Year issue open while you let your dong make its impression on the goo.

Bonus Points: If you’re between mates for the moment, you can always mount the clone on a little pedestal and display it in your trophy case. Nothing like having a little conversation starter when you bring a date home for a little nightcap!

Where: You can purchase the Clone-A-Willy at PenthouseStore.com
For more info visit CloneAWilly.com or CreateAMate.com

Victoria Zdrok's combination of beauty and intelligence has earned her the label as "sexpert" in many media outlets. She writes a monthly column on love, sex, and dating for Penthouse Magazine entitled "Ask Dr. Z," and a column on sexuality and the law for Penthouse Forum. She is a frequent contributor to several publications and has her own SIRIUS Satellite Radio specialty show, The Sex Connection, on Howard 101. You can find out more about Dr. Z at www.sexysexpert.com