You can’t pull off the money shot if you’ve thrown out your back attempting some over-the-top move. Penthouse Pet Brea Lynn reveals what you need to know to succeed at porn-star-style sex.

PLAYGROUNDS
“Anywhere you’re comfortable having sex-living room, pool-go for it. I always find good places, but I like to keep it to the bedroom. There are fewer painful things that could happen there. Like, if you do it in the grass, you could have an allergic reaction; and in the shower, you might knock over a razor and step on it. Plus, in the bedroom you can have all your goodies right there in a drawer. The living room works well, too, but don’t leave any weird stains.”

ROMANCING THE MOAN
“I don’t think setting the scene is the best way to have good sexual relations. It’s not a turn-on to pull back from a kiss and say, ‘Hold on, I’ve got to put on some Barry White.’ If you’ve already started hooking up, then just go with it. Otherwise you’ll have to set the mood again. And while you’re hunting through your drawer for a lighter as she sits there naked, tapping her fingers, she might just be like, ‘Let’s just turn on SportsCenter and see this week’s bloopers.’ ”

HEAD BORED
“Some girls lie there like a dead fish. But maybe that gives you license to bend her like a pretzel. Go with whatever feels best for you. And if you saw a hot position in an adult film, throw her over the side of the bed and go for it! You’re not going to stop in the middle and say, ‘Hey, do you mind …?’ It’s sex; it’s not meant to be polite.”

“But it’s not a pleasant surprise to go backdoor on a girl. Set the guidelines beforehand: ‘Do you mind your hair being pulled? Do you mind if I spank you?’ Then go for it.”

WAKE THE NEIGHBORS
“Some girls are naturally loud; some are quiet. It’s easy to make sure she’s loud-if you’re doing something that’s making her get louder, keep doing it. The guy should make some sounds, too, but don’t groan to the point where you’re louder than her. I used to date this guy who made obnoxious sounds when we were only kissing. I didn’t even want to know what he was going to be like in bed.”

POSITION IMPOSSIBLE
“There’s this hype that porn-star sex is the best-but it’s acting. And a lot of the sex isn’t done for comfort; it’s what looks good on camera. Go with what feels best to you, not what you see on film that looks good-unless, of course, people are watching you.”

BLOOPER REAL
“In a video, they can edit it out if the girl falls off the bed when the couple switches positions. At home, there’s no way to do it seamlessly. I once had sex with the lights out and fell off the bed when we were changing positions. It scared the mood right out of me. I was like, ‘Oh my God, I almost died!’ If you make a big deal, it’s hard to continue. Make a joke about it and just keep going.”

Included in this month’s Issue of Penthouse Magazine, January 2009

Taya Parker is our 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year!

Teagan Presley is our Penthouse Pet of the Month, January 2009!

Pictorials:
In the Lap of Luxury – Pet of the Year Taya Parker
Anyway You Want Me- Pet of the Month Teagan Presley
Naughty is Nice – Aria Giovani and Jelena Jensen
Take the Gloves Off – Brea Lynn
Pool Party – Brynn and Lindsay

Features:
Penthouse Top 40 – ..Songs about sex. By Jim DeRogatis
The Bare Essentials – What every man needs to know. By Gregg Stebben
Inside Job – Get inside the best football highlights show. By Peter Schrager
Warrior Wire – Is basic training too easy? By John Rico
Digging for Dirt – ODB’s nasty godfather, Blowfly. By Jamie Lowe
"I Fuckin’ Shot That!" – Making your own porn. By Em & Lo
Into the Land of Green – What’s more American than workin on a huge pot farm? By Harmon Leon
Fuck Buddies 101 – Tips for setting up a sex-with-no-strings-attached relationship. By Jennifer Matlack
Dear. Dr. Z – A guide to picking up girls around the world. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D.

Full Frontal:
Reads – Tila Tequila, and last-minute gift ideas.
Flicks – The Che Guevara and Biggie Smalls biopics and more, plus DVDs for gifting.
Sounds – Our new favortire MILF – In This Moment’s Maria Brink – plus reviews.
Joystick – Damnation, Deadly Creatures, Xbox vs. PS3

Life On Top:
The Pour House – Giving holiday spirits.
Driving Force – Challenge SRT-8 the ultimate muscle car.
Tech – iPod accessories
Pet Peeves – Lux Kassidy gets physical.

Departments:
Forum
Penthouse Books
Illustrated Forum
X-Rated Video
Peep Show

The Penthouse Wrap Party at Boulevard3
Penthouse Pets, Alektra Blue, Brea Lynn and Audrey Bitoni
6523 Sunset Boulevard Hollywood CA 90028
Sat Oct. 4th 8:30pm – 2:00am

Events:
9-11pm Red Carpet and Cocktail Hour Powered by V2 Energy Vodka
11:15pm Luxury Kitten Fashion Show
11:30pm Les Femme Cherie

“Pin Up”
Director: Kelly Holland
Featuring:Rocco Reed, Tori Black, Shawna Lenee, Jayden James, Brianna Beach

“Traderz”
Director: Guy Capo
Featuring: Nick Manning, Rachel Roxxx, Roxy Deville, Prinzzess, Phoenix Marie

Pets in attendance: Erica Ellyson, Jamie Lynn, Melissa Jacobs, Justine Joli, Heather Vandeven, Aria Giovanni, Celeste Star, Krista Ayne, Martina Warren, Cali Taylor, Charlie Laine, Hanna Hilton, Valentina Vaughn and Brea Lynn.

Pets in attendance: Erica Ellyson, Jamie Lynn, Melissa Jacobs, Justine Joli, Heather Vandeven, Aria Giovanni, Celeste Star, Krista Ayne, Martina Warren, Cali Taylor, Charlie Laine, Hanna Hilton, Valentina Vaughn and Brea Lynn.

Pets in attendance: Erica Ellyson, Jamie Lynn, Melissa Jacobs, Justine Joli, Heather Vandeven, Aria Giovanni, Celeste Star, Krista Ayne, Martina Warren, Cali Taylor, Charlie Laine, Hanna Hilton, Valentina Vaughn and Brea Lynn.