DUMPING GROUNDS
“The worst gift you could give to a girl would be a far-fetched sex toy. You should definitely talk to the girl before you buy something like that. Otherwise she’ll be like, ‘Am I not good in bed?’ I had a boyfriend hand me a fucking bag—not even wrapped—just a black freakin’ bag you’d get at the porn store. He said, ‘Um, I thought we could try some things.’ In the bag were anal beads and a butt plug. And I’m like, ‘What was going through your fucking mind?!’ �

BAD SANTA
“Guys don’t fucking listen to girls. Ever. I dated a guy for four years, and every year I got red roses and a box of chocolates, even though I specifically said I didn’t like them. I brushed it off back then, but I should have dumped him. That was the only thing he did wrong every year. Well, he cheated on me, too. But that gift was worse.�

THE TIMELINE
“You don’t buy a girl gifts until one or two months after you’re officially dating. And there’s no perfect gift for every girl. In general, it’s safest to bring her to an event or do something active with her. Give her a surprise, say, ‘Hey, want to go for a hike?’ Then finish with a picnic. It’s the safe thing to do. And if you’re just friendly, don’t buy lingerie. It won’t get you laid.�

SNEAK A PEEK
“Lingerie is not necessarily more of a gift for the guy than the girl. Girls like it, too. But you’ve got to be sneaky to figure out what’s going to fit. When she goes to the bathroom, open her drawer and peek at the bra and underwear sizes. And make sure you get a gift receipt in case it doesn’t fit.�

RING OF FIRE
“Any kind of jewelry is kinda serious. Some gifts are safe two or three months into a relationship: necklaces, bracelets, earrings. But you do not want to buy a girl a ring. That will either scare her off or make her hear wedding bells. It’s best to not even go there.�

STIR IT UP
“Do not take her out to dinner for Christmas! You’d better cook her that meal. Pay for her to get her nails done while you prepare. Cooking together will ruin the gift—you don’t want her to do the work. Kick out your roommates for a couple of hours, too. Tell them that when they return, they should leave you alone, like, ‘Go straight to your room. Don’t sit outside and listen with a friggin’ glass.’ �

Sultry and exotic Renee Diaz (11/05 Pet) enjoyed the spotlight as she autographed copies of her Penthouse DVD, Filthy, at several Romantic Depot chains in New Jersey. It is her first starring role in a Penthouse title and her gorgeous cover was enough to make Penthouse fans stand in line and wait to meet her. “I can be very shy and quiet sometimes, but never about sex,” said the Las Vegas resident. “I can talk about it all day, heck I can do it all day too. Making this movie was a lot of fun and I’m proud of my work in it.” To purchase a copy of Filthy go to www.penthousestore.com.

-By Lainie Speiser
photos by Ted Karpovich

The girls competed in pull-ups, push-ups and then had to compete against the fierce JD in arm wrestling. All in all they all had a great time and the winner walked away with a $1000 prize.

The girls were there to promote Penthouse DVDs “My First Girlfriend” and “Filthy” which can be bought at PenthouseStore.com

For a complete rundown of their appearance check out the Stern Show Archive at HowardStern.com

The girls were there to promote Penthouse DVDs “My First Girlfriend” and “Filthy” which can be bought at PenthouseStore.com

Check out all the photos from the appearance on: La Mega