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Comedian Dave Attell cohosted the 27th annual awards show with September 2008 Pet Kayden Kross and starlet Kirsten Price. Attell was in fine form and got rave reviews from attendees. The comic’s best moment, in our humble opinion, was his description of what he would say if asked to remove a performer’s anal beads: “And the winning Powerball numbers are.…” For her part, Kayden tells us, “It was one of the best experiences I’ve ever had. Being in the audience is a rush as it is, especially when you’re nominated, but hosting was a whole new level of amazing!”

The night was full of the kind of entertaining patter other awards shows can only dream of. Before the nominees for Female Performer of the Year were read, presenter Evan Stone said, “There are 15 nominees for Female Performer—15!—and I’ve fucked all of them!” His copresenter, Joanna Angel, quickly replied, “Oh yeah? Me too!”

Penthouse Pets were the night’s biggest winners, with more than a dozen awards, including some of the event’s top honors. Among them: July 2007 Pet Sasha Grey, who won Best Anal Sex Scene and Best Oral Sex Scene, was also the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year; June 2009 Pet Kagney Linn Karter won Best New Starlet; 2009 Pet of the Year Runner-Up Shawna Leneé was Unsung Starlet of the Year; 2003 Pet of the Year Sunny Leone took home Web Starlet of the Year; and Penthouse model Lexi Belle won Best New Web Starlet.

But Tori Black, our December 2008 Pet of the Month, stole the show. Tori was named Female Performer of the Year and honored with six other awards: Best Tease Performance; Best Gonzo Release, Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy; Best Interactive DVD, Interactive Sex With Tori Black; Best All-Girl Couples Sex Scene, with Lexi Belle; Best All-Girl Threeway Sex Scene, with Poppy Morgan and March 2008 Pet Bree Olson; and Best Threeway Sex Scene, with Mark Ashley and March 2009 Pet Rebeca Linares. Our favorite post ceremony quote from Tori came to us via Twitter: “Holy shit. Just got home from Vegas, relaxing in bed wondering WTF just happened?!? Thanks to the AVN Awards I need a new shelf!”

“Winning is the most amazing feeling,” Sunny Leone told us. “Sort of like when I got the call that I was Pet of the Year. I really can’t believe it. I wasn’t expecting to win. I was hoping I would, and I was confident that I had the best website, but you never know what the voters are looking for. I’m very thankful to AVN for recognizing my work.” Sunny also won Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene, which she shared with January 2009 Pet Teagan Presley and Penthouse model Eva Angelina. The luscious Teagan took home Best Solo Sex Scene as well.

Penthouse Studios won again this year, with the Penthouse Variations line honored as Best Vignette Series.

Our girl on the beat, October 2009 Pet Ryan Keely, concluded, “This is when the industry gives back to the key players and the people who’ve made a difference over the past year. It’s amazing that so many people gather to honor one another and the work they do.”

It came as no surprise to us that the first femmes to take advantage of the new iPhone app technology were Penthouse Pets. The cutting-edge ladies were led by 2003 Pet of the Year Sunny Leone, the first female porn star to get the okay. September 2000 Pet Aria Giovanni and January 2009 Pet Teagan Presley followed shortly after, with 2009 Pet of the Year Runner-Up Shawna Lenee and September 2008 Pet Kayden Kross being the latest to make their debuts.

The apps give fans 24/7 access to photo and video galleries of the stars in their sexiest lingerie and bikinis (Apple won’t allow nude photos yet), as well as blogs, candid shots in everyday gear, and appearance updates—all for no more than $1.99 each. Sunny and Shawna even have softer versions that are free. “I’m so excited about the future of my iPhone app,” Sunny says. “This provides an entirely new way for me to communicate with my fans and give them a new and unique content experience.”

Teagan’s app, appropriately named iTeagan, will also include an audio message from the star and her Twitter feed, and all photos and videos will be updated automatically … and frequently. “My fans are demanding, and they demand the best,” Teagan explains.

If you’ve been waiting for the perfect reason to get an iPhone or iPod Touch, your wait is over.

“If I ever get caught masturbating, I hope it’s by the pizza-delivery guy. I’ll bet my pizza would never be delivered late again!”

Teagan Presley, Penthouse Pet of the Month January 2009
Vital Stats:
24 years old
32D-24-34; 5′1″

Hometown:
Mission Viejo, California

You’re always up for:
Traveling to new places.

You are never up for:
Trying new foods.

The most daring thing you’ve ever done:
I bungee jumped topless in 50-degree weather.

Where are you most likely to be on a Tuesday night:
At my favorite strip club in Atlanta. I go there every day!

Teagan Presley Penthouse Babe of the Day

Everybody’s got relationship baggage, but no guy wants to carry his girlfriend’s, too. Penthouse Pet Teagan Presley explains how you can date her, not her cargo.
-By Jonathan Ages

HIDE YOUR HAND
“Don’t have the sex-history talk until you’re exclusive, and you’ve had sex. Do it over a drink—’cause she’ll tell you more if she’s not sober.”

NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS
“The most important question to ask is about STDs. Put it nicely. Ask her if she always uses condoms. The conversation will naturally flow from there. And if she doesn’t use condoms, she’s not thinking about her sexual health. Run out the door!”

SHE COUNTS LIKE BERNIE MADOFF
“I don’t think it really matters how many people she’s had sex with. Don’t even ask. Anyway, she’s probably gonna chop five or ten people from her actual number before she gives you a total. And that total does not include the one-night stands she had when she was fucked up.”

TAIL TALLY
“Most girls just won’t care about the number of women you’ve had sex with, so just tell her, if she asks. It’s definitely more acceptable for a guy to have a higher number than his girlfriend. If it’s particularly high, though, she might be worried that she won’t measure up to the other women.”

THE GARBAGE DUMP
“Find out if she’s slept with any of your friends. You don’t want to fuck a girl after one of your buddies has. This is an extreme example, but one of my friends found out that the girl he had been fucking had already fucked one of his friends. And one of their hookups was an hour apart!”

SEX, LIES, AND MORE LIES
“There’s no guarantee that she’ll tell you if she cheated on a previous boyfriend. She doesn’t want to give you the impression that she has a
tendency to cheat. But if she has, you
should be a little more guarded. You
don’t want to look like an idiot.”

HEAR NO EVIL
“Some girls are open about their past, like my friends, who are blunt bitches. They’d be like, ‘I wouldn’t be so good at sucking your dick if I didn’t have all this experience!’ Other girls are really shy about it. If a girl doesn’t want to answer a question, she’s been around the block.”

November 24, 2008 – We know you’re all salivating away at the thought of all that great Turkey Day food sure to come your way later this week. But until then, we have something else for you to salivate over: Today’s Babe of the Day and January’s Penthouse Pet of the Month, Teagan Presley, or you may just know her simply as Teagan.

She’s an adult film actress and model with a bangin’ body and a great smile to boot. Whether you’re a breast man, a thigh man or a wing man, (sorry, still got turkey on the brain) there’s sure to be a piece of Teagan that’s just the satisfying treat you’ve been looking for.

Teagan has a resume as long as, well, even David Duchovny hasn’t made it through all of her titles yet. But she has made some appearances outside the adult film industry as well. She has been on the Howard Stern show, an episode of Entourage and hosted a number of episodes for Playboy TV’s Totally Busted.

Teagan continues to be hard working girl and maintains her high level of productivity. All babe hounds can find her in a number of adult films out this year, including the infamous Pirates 2, and she’ll be Penthouse Pet of the Month for January.

Full Article on IGN

Included in this month’s Issue of Penthouse Magazine, January 2009

Taya Parker is our 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year!

Teagan Presley is our Penthouse Pet of the Month, January 2009!

Pictorials:
In the Lap of Luxury – Pet of the Year Taya Parker
Anyway You Want Me- Pet of the Month Teagan Presley
Naughty is Nice – Aria Giovani and Jelena Jensen
Take the Gloves Off – Brea Lynn
Pool Party – Brynn and Lindsay

Features:
Penthouse Top 40 – ..Songs about sex. By Jim DeRogatis
The Bare Essentials – What every man needs to know. By Gregg Stebben
Inside Job – Get inside the best football highlights show. By Peter Schrager
Warrior Wire – Is basic training too easy? By John Rico
Digging for Dirt – ODB’s nasty godfather, Blowfly. By Jamie Lowe
"I Fuckin’ Shot That!" – Making your own porn. By Em & Lo
Into the Land of Green – What’s more American than workin on a huge pot farm? By Harmon Leon
Fuck Buddies 101 – Tips for setting up a sex-with-no-strings-attached relationship. By Jennifer Matlack
Dear. Dr. Z – A guide to picking up girls around the world. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D.

Full Frontal:
Reads – Tila Tequila, and last-minute gift ideas.
Flicks – The Che Guevara and Biggie Smalls biopics and more, plus DVDs for gifting.
Sounds – Our new favortire MILF – In This Moment’s Maria Brink – plus reviews.
Joystick – Damnation, Deadly Creatures, Xbox vs. PS3

Life On Top:
The Pour House – Giving holiday spirits.
Driving Force – Challenge SRT-8 the ultimate muscle car.
Tech – iPod accessories
Pet Peeves – Lux Kassidy gets physical.

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