It’s not enough to rub your woman the right way. Sometimes you have to talk dirty, too. Penthouse Pet Alektra Blue tells you how to push her limits without pushing your luck.
TEST THE WATERS
“Start off slow. If she’s shy in bed, tell her how beautiful she is. Then use a Disney-fied slogan: ‘Ahh, that feels so good!’ You can build up to slightly dirtier lines, like ‘You’re so wet for me.’ I don’t expect somebody to sweettalk me. I go straight for the goods. I don’t know how to not be dirty. I love the words pussy and cunt. I think they’re sexy. I’m not your normal girl, though.”
THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
“No certain thing gets a girl hot. You can say anything. It’s all about the moment, and the way you say it. I like men who speak like they have balls-not like some chick-flick dude. You should sound confident. Stare into the girl’s eyes. Speak in a deep tone. If you’re fucking her hard, then you should have a little bit of sternness in your voice. If you’re fucking soft, then you need to be sweet. Just don’t step over the line-if you say another girl’s name, I’ll push you off me.”
KEEP IT SIMPLE
“I guess it’s okay if a guy says something short and sweet in a different language. But he better not talk the whole time, ’cause I won’t understand what the fuck he’s saying! I’d probably kick him out of bed if he kept doing it, but it depends on how good he looks and how good he’s doing me.”
ANATOMY VOCABULARY
“It’s about letting loose. I mean, if we were in the moment and a guy said, ‘I love your vagina,’ I’d be like, ‘What?!’ I use the word vagina all the time, but I’d probably laugh if a guy used it. Phrases like ‘I love your tatas’ are so college! Just say tits. And penis sounds clinical. Call it dick or cock. A guy who says, ‘I want you to suck on my throbbing rod,’ is definitely trying too hard.”
DAMAGE CONTROL
“If she laughs, laugh with her. If she gets weird, kiss her-she won’t be able to talk about it. And if she only gives you ‘yes/no’ answers, then she likes it, but she might not know how to talk dirty. Ask her questions like, ‘How does my dick feel?’ She’ll have to answer eventually.”
BARE ESSENTIALS
“Don’t over-talk it. It’ll just ruin it. During a shoot recently, someone told me he liked the way my pussy sucked his dick. I just started laughing. I was like, ‘What are you talking about?’ The director was like, ‘Cut!’ ”
