Brea Lynn – Boogie Nights

You can’t pull off the money shot if you’ve thrown out your back attempting some over-the-top move. Penthouse Pet Brea Lynn reveals what you need to know to succeed at porn-star-style sex.

PLAYGROUNDS
“Anywhere you’re comfortable having sex-living room, pool-go for it. I always find good places, but I like to keep it to the bedroom. There are fewer painful things that could happen there. Like, if you do it in the grass, you could have an allergic reaction; and in the shower, you might knock over a razor and step on it. Plus, in the bedroom you can have all your goodies right there in a drawer. The living room works well, too, but don’t leave any weird stains.”

ROMANCING THE MOAN
“I don’t think setting the scene is the best way to have good sexual relations. It’s not a turn-on to pull back from a kiss and say, ‘Hold on, I’ve got to put on some Barry White.’ If you’ve already started hooking up, then just go with it. Otherwise you’ll have to set the mood again. And while you’re hunting through your drawer for a lighter as she sits there naked, tapping her fingers, she might just be like, ‘Let’s just turn on SportsCenter and see this week’s bloopers.’ ”

HEAD BORED
“Some girls lie there like a dead fish. But maybe that gives you license to bend her like a pretzel. Go with whatever feels best for you. And if you saw a hot position in an adult film, throw her over the side of the bed and go for it! You’re not going to stop in the middle and say, ‘Hey, do you mind …?’ It’s sex; it’s not meant to be polite.”

“But it’s not a pleasant surprise to go backdoor on a girl. Set the guidelines beforehand: ‘Do you mind your hair being pulled? Do you mind if I spank you?’ Then go for it.”

WAKE THE NEIGHBORS
“Some girls are naturally loud; some are quiet. It’s easy to make sure she’s loud-if you’re doing something that’s making her get louder, keep doing it. The guy should make some sounds, too, but don’t groan to the point where you’re louder than her. I used to date this guy who made obnoxious sounds when we were only kissing. I didn’t even want to know what he was going to be like in bed.”

POSITION IMPOSSIBLE
“There’s this hype that porn-star sex is the best-but it’s acting. And a lot of the sex isn’t done for comfort; it’s what looks good on camera. Go with what feels best to you, not what you see on film that looks good-unless, of course, people are watching you.”

BLOOPER REAL
“In a video, they can edit it out if the girl falls off the bed when the couple switches positions. At home, there’s no way to do it seamlessly. I once had sex with the lights out and fell off the bed when we were changing positions. It scared the mood right out of me. I was like, ‘Oh my God, I almost died!’ If you make a big deal, it’s hard to continue. Make a joke about it and just keep going.”