Jamie Lynn – March Badness

Spring break’s celebration of casual sex makes it the most wonderful time of the year. Penthouse Pet Jamie Lynn explains how you can savor every last drop of sin and debauchery.

THE GONG SHOW
“It’s stupid to join the wet-boxers competition. You’re getting wet—if there’s a breeze or it gets cold, it’s just not going to be a flattering situation.”

THE WET T-SHIRT WINNER
“When she gets off the stage—and 50 other guys are screaming for her—stand out by getting her a drink. Don’t kill it by making an ass of yourself and creepily staring at a girl’s tits, or by making eye contact like you’re peering into her soul.”

DOWN, BOY
“Jack off before you go out. That way you won’t be on the hunt. Don’t be like that wild guy who’s trying to sniff out the good one—that’s creepy.”

CATCH AND RELEASE
“If you’re not trying to work it with one woman for more than a night, fool around with her on the beach and don’t give her your info. Then move on to the next person. Remember, half the women on spring break don’t want to see you again either.”

GREASE ME UP
“You can ask a random girl to put sunblock on you—just make sure you don’t have a hairy back. When you’re shaving your balls or whatever, shave your back, too. And when asking a girl for help, definitely offer to return the favor. It’s a good way to pick up girls on the beach.”

SLIPPERY NIPPLES
“Body shots are a great way to test whether or not a girl is into you and gauge how playful she’s going to be. I wouldn’t just walk into a bar and yell, ‘Hey, let’s do body shots!’ You should initiate it by quietly asking the cocktail waitress to come over and bring it up. ’Cause if she says, ‘Hey, wanna do body shots?’ it opens the door.”

KISS HER GOOD-BYE
“To get rid of a girl in the morning, schedule an early wake-up call. Then tell her you have to meet people. Or don’t even let her spend the night. Just say, ‘It’s been fun.’ She’ll appreciate that you’re not beating around the bush. But if you want to be nice about it, offer to take her back to her hotel. Then work your second wind and go back to the club.”

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