Jessica Jaymes – Date Night

Dinner and a movie is the dating equivalent of white bread—bland and boring. Penthouse Pet Jessica Jaymes explains how to spice things up with a sex-themed date that will bring out your woman’s wild side.
By Jonathan Ages

BREAK THE NICE
“I like to be straight up. Just say, ‘Hey, babe, I’ve planned something for Friday night. We’re going on a sex date and we’re gonna have some fun.’ It doesn’t hurt to turn her on beforehand. Coax her a bit by touching her hair and kissing her softly.”

STIR IT UP
“Make an aphrodisiac-filled dinner to set the mood. The sexiest part of cooking is probably going to be her ass in an apron—particularly if you cook naked and can just bend her over the countertop and slide it in. But cooking is so much fun, and the experience can be a turn-on in itself. Make a crème brûlée to close out the meal, then enjoy the ultimate dessert—in the bedroom.”

GAME ON!
“There are lots of fun, corny games you could play, like strip poker or truth or dare. But my favorite game is actually stored under my bed. It’s called Love and Lust. It’s a thousand sexually based drinking games. Why not combine the two things we all love the most?”

TOY STORY
“Go to a sex store with her and buy something simple but fun. I have every single sex toy known to man, but my go-to is a small vibrator—’cause I really get off on clitoral stimulation. The other day I picked up a feather. It’s a good, kind of kinky, beginner toy.”

AND … SCENE
“If you rent a porno, choose the movie together. Then go home, pop in that fucker, and go crazy! Be careful, though. Watching porn with your girlfriend can be really hot, so you may not make it through the first scene.”

GIRL WATCHING
“If you go to a strip club, go straight to the VIP section. First, find the right dancer and buy your girl a dance. Sit nearby and watch. That way she’ll get her alone time and you’ll still get to enjoy the show. You’ll be rockin’ and rollin’, and she’ll get wet and horny and good to go, too. Later, you can share a dance. And if she’s anything like me, she won’t be weirded out. She’ll be really pleased. It’ll be liberating for her. But if your girlfriend is more interested in the stripper than she is in you, you just may end up being the sidekick.”

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