• Krista Ayne   Ex Sex krista ayne post Sex doesn’t go stale, so there’s no expiration date when it comes to nibbling on an old flame’s neck. Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne explains how to reignite things with an ex.

    CHARTERED TERRITORY
    “A girl is 100 percent more likely to hook up with an ex! When I’m single, I usually ‘back date.’ I will go for the old rather than the new. If she’s more interested in you than in her current boyfriend, you can push man code aside. But if she’s got a boyfriend, you’ll have to put up with her guilt—and that’s just a pain in the ass.”

    TEXT THE WATERS
    “A text message is the easiest way to break the ice if you haven’t spoken in a while. Say, ‘Hi, how’s it going?’ If she doesn’t want to talk to you, she doesn’t have to text you back.”

    CATTLE CALL
    “It’s almost a routine for me to send a late-night mass text to exes. I have a list in my mind of people to contact. But that’s better for a girlfriend of long ago, ’cause you don’t want to stir up any recent feelings.”

    DESIGNATED DIALER
    “I used to drunk-dial my ex-boyfriend and be like, ‘Hi. Aren’t you bored? Want me to come over?’ He knew right away why I was calling. Guys need to be careful about what they say when drunk-dialing an ex. Make it sound like you’re out having fun and want her to join you for a drink. Definitely don’t make it all about sex. That sounds creepy and desperate.”

    EXPIRATION DATE
    “I would have said there was a time limit on contacting an ex, but not with the MySpace/Facebook phenom enon. Friends I haven’t seen since I was ten have contacted me on those sites. Just make like you want to catch up.”

    THE SONG AND DANCE
    “You don’t have to totally win her over again. Meet her for a drink. ’Cause what if she’s not the same person you remember? You don’t want to be like, ‘God, did I just waste $200 on her?’ ”

    DIRTY LAUNDRY
    “It’s always nice to be honest about the other people you’ve hooked up with in between, but don’t bring up your relationship history if you don’t have to. I’ve had guys tell me every little thing. I’m like, ‘Did I really need to know how many people you slept with this year?’ ”

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