Prinzzess Sahara – After the Breakup

Splitsville is a lonely place, and nobody wants to imagine an ex going hog wild with anyone except Ben and Jerry. Penthouse Pet Prinzzess Sahara
delivers the scoop on what women really do after calling it quits.
-By Jonathan Ages

GRABBING REBOUNDS
“If you broke up with her, she’s either so pissed that she doesn’t even want to talk to another guy, or she already went out for a rebound quickie. If she dumped you, she may already have someone else in mind, so it’s reasonable to be a little nervous after your breakup. But she’s not definitely running out to hook up with another guy. After my last breakup, I didn’t date anyone for a year.”

SHE SIZES YOU UP
“She definitely compares you to her new guy. We always compare how boyfriends kiss, what they like, how they have sex. It’s not always about who’s better, though. It may just be about how they’re different.

“Most likely, the guy she was dating for a while was better in bed—unless he was a total asshole and didn’t care about what she likes. In my case, I don’t get off from fucking. I get off from being teased with fingers, and once I’m fucking there’s no teasing. If I hook up with a new guy, all he’s gonna want to do is fuck. And I don’t care if he’s fucking for an hour or 30 seconds, it’s not gonna do me any good. I like guys who play around for a little while, and new guys don’t always do that.”

GOOD-BYE GIFT
“Whether or not she keeps stuff you gave her depends on how intimate the situation was. If I got earrings on an anniversary, I wouldn’t wear them again. If they were randomly purchased at the mall, I might wear them again. I know, it sucks. But I just wouldn’t want to be sad, thinking about that intimacy, every time I put on the earrings.”

GET OVER THE HUMP
“It’s fine to chat if neither of you has entered a new relationship—particularly because people sometimes get back together. Unless you’re both totally over your relation ship, it’s not cool to bring up any details of your new one. It would bother me to know that someone I was once intimate with is now with someone else.”

GET THE UPPER HAND
“The one who instigated the breakup usually has the power, but the one who appears to have recovered the best is the first one to move on to the next serious relationship. So get out and live your life.”