Tori Black – You Never

There are some things that unleash a girlfriend’s inner demons. Penthouse Pet Tori Black talks about the most common mistakes men make, so you can avoid relationship purgatory.
By Jonathan Ages

TEARS FOR JEERS
“I laugh at guys who cry over sports. You have too much of yourself wrapped up in the game, and that makes you a horrible loser. I expect you to cry over something legitimate—like hearing that your mother is ill—but if you cry just ’cause I broke up with you, then you’re a bit of a pussy.”

BE HER KNIGHT
“My boyfriend has not always defended me. But he does now! One time I told this woman she needed to cover up her baby ’cause it was so cold outside. And my boyfriend told me I was out of line—while we were in front of this woman. He was completely wrong! I stormed off and started driving away. He had to beg me to let him in. If you love me, then defend me. Don’t take the other person’s side. If I’m wrong, you can tell me later.”

MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN
“I once walked in on a boyfriend jerking off. He closed the computer, ran to the kitchen, opened the fridge, and squatted behind the door. I said, ‘I don’t care that you’re watching porn. Just tell me who it was.’ He finally showed me…and it was me! I thought that was so hot! I was like, ‘Awesome! Let’s fuck right now!’ A lot of girls get insecure, though, ’cause they think they’re not doing the job. But I get myself off all the time, and if I’m doing it, then I’m sure he’s doing it.”

TRUTHINESS SAVES
“Never lie. It’s not a big deal if you go out with your guy friends, so just tell us. Don’t lie and say you’re at work. ’Cause if we catch you lying, we don’t know how far it goes. How do we know that you’re not out fucking
another chick? So don’t lie about anything. Even a small lie could lead us to not trust you anymore.”

RESPECT YOUR MOM
“I would freak out if my boyfriend were rude to his mother. Don’t even talk badly about your mom to me, ’cause if you talk that way about your mom, I can only imagine what you’re saying about me behind my back.”

THE BIGGEST BLUNDER
“I would never be able to respect a man who talks shit about a woman. It doesn’t matter who—she could be a hooker—it just reflects badly on him, not on her.”

For more pictures visit: Tori Black December 2008, Penthouse Pet Gallery