Leave it to Howard Stern to put together the sexiest bowling competition we’ve ever seen.
Howard TV on Demand has made hot-chick history once again by combining babes, bikinis, boobs, and bowling in a new original series that features our Penthouse Pet of the Year Runners-Up Justine Joli (2008) and Krista Ayne (2007), and a number of porn stars, including Gina Lynn and Savanna Samson. Bowling Beauties is hosted by comedian Jim Florentine and Scott “the Engineer” Salem of The Howard Stern Show. The uncensored reality series takes 16 hotties in custom-made stiletto bowling shoes and—of course—bikinis, plunks them down at New York City’s Harlem Lanes, and pits them against one another in a sexy, bound-to-get-crazy multi-round elimination tournament. The ladies are competing for a cash prize and a coveted Howard TV bowling trophy, so we can only hope that the tops come off and the infighting kicks off quickly. [Editor’s note: If we can be so bold as to suggest a sequel idea, the top finishers could stage a wrestling match.]
The bowling show was a decade in the making: Back in 1998, when Stern and Howard TV Executive Producer Doug Z. Goodstein were doing a broadcast of Stern’s radio show on E! Entertainment, they were pitched a concept called “Bikini Babe Bowl-a-Rama.” They both loved the idea, but it didn’t fit the format of the show. That’s just as well, because now the FCC is out of the picture and we all can see just how raunchy the action gets.
So, the big question remains: How long does it take for the girls to go topless? Goodstein wasn’t giving anything away, but he did say, “The bikinis were sexy enough, but we always welcome nudity on Howard TV.”
Still, this is a real bowling competition, and if there’s one thing we know about beautiful women after so many years of Pet of the Year Playoffs, it’s that each and every one of them has a fierce competitive streak. “I will say the Penthouse Pets and porn stars surprised a lot of people,” Goodstein also tells us. “They took it real seriously, and I heard Justine, Krista, and Gina all took bowling lessons prior to the show to improve their game.”
We know we’ll be rooting for Justine and Krista, but still, we had to ask: How did our own bowling beauties do? “Justine had a great technique and a sexy approach and eyed her pins like a pro,” says Supervising Producer Mike Gange. “She seemed to know what she was doing. I can’t give away how the girls fared, but-as you know-topless is the best way to bowl.” The one tidbit of gossip we did pick up is that Justine was the first one to liberate the twins from their bikini bondage, and the other ladies followed her lead. Not surprisingly, Justine picked up a new fan. Producer Lee Gerowitz practically swooned as he said, “God bless Justine Joli. I want to marry her. She’s a goddess.”
