If you have to stay home, you might as well have some fun.
No doubt Halloween 2020 will different from the Halloweens we have become used to over the years. As with everything in the COVID-19 world, you might as well adapt. Obviously we should all VOTE next Tuesday, if for no other reason than to try and cut down the inescapable noise permeating our existence these days, but for the most part the Rage Against the Machine mentality will accomplish nothing much more than it ever has. You can beat your head against a wall all you want, but odds are good you will just end up with a bad headache.
Consequently, when the Penthouse Social Media Team offered up some of their creations for the Penthouse Halloween 2020 and said we could use the media, we readily agreed happily. The problem came with the instruction to “choose between” Pets Naomi Swan and Sabina Rouge. We will fill you in on a little secret here: When you give the Digital Team a choice between two Pets, we will always choose both.
Penthouse Halloween 2020
So what you have here may seem a trifle confusing, it being basically two Penthouse Halloween 2020 promotions played back to back. Honestly, though, why should that be a problem? In fact, we were even able to wade through literally hundreds of photographs of Naomi and Sabina in order to offer up some entertaining still image celebration for the season. (That process might be more difficult than you think, and Penthouse Pets do not as a rule really, really love wearing clothes. So that’s a thing.) Granted, we have more treats than tricks here, but we were fairly confident that no one here would mind.
So what did we learn at this end, remembering we are a privileged yet jaded bunch around here? Well, basically that Naomi Swann has odd taste in party dates, and should you invite Sabina Rouge over to your place for a party, you might want to carve that roast beast yourself. She looks just a tad scary wielding that chef’s knife. That said, absolutely invite as many Pets as you can.
Let’s be honest: Not all things are better in moderation. Happy Halloween 2020, everybody. Eat some candy (or at least something else really good).
Considering you might want to know a bit more about Naomi Swann and Sabina Rouge, we decided to make that easy. Trick or Treat!
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The scariest part about Halloween this year is having to remain in quarantine when we want to go out and party.
Lockdown is still very much a thing in the United States … so that doesn’t leave much room for a Halloween celebration. No bar hopping, no house parties, no ding-dong ditching, no outside crowds, no checking out hot chicks in their slutty maid outfits … which is, obviously, the best part of the night. We had memorable times on Halloween when we would go to bars or attend massive events just to look at beautiful babes in sexy outfits. Then maybe we could spark up sexual tension with a slutty witch or a big-breasted ballerina. And if the night went as planned, we were in for one hell of a one-night stand. But times are different now. Everything we’ve been doing these past seven months has been virtual- even contact with beautiful strangers. So, if everything is virtual, does that mean we can have a virtual Halloween party? Maybe one that ‘still’ ends with a one-night stand?
There are thousands of hot chicks who are celebrating Halloween this year. Camster.com has beautiful women all over the world who are dressing up. While we’re stuck inside fantasizing about that slutty nurse outfit or tight kitty cat suit, we can find girls in these outfits just by going online. Not only are these cam girls dressing up, but they pretty much guarantee a one-night stand. That’s kind of the main purpose why these girls became cam models- they’re looking for someone across the screen who will make them cum.
So when we’re in the mood to party this Halloween- live sex chat is where it’s at.
In fact, audience members can participate in the site’s Halloween contest. There will be a costume contest for models that viewers can vote on. Customers can also hand out virtual pumpkins. The models will receive a special prize, which leads to fulfilling every man’s desire. This could include dirty talk, roleplay, dildo fun, jerk-off instruction, and plenty more. There are cash prizes for the costume and pumpkin hunt contest winners- prices ranging from $100-$1,500. Customers can also enjoy game nights and raffles during these contests.
Something else to look forward to- roleplay is bound to take on an entirely new form in the season of the witch. These cam girls are already in costume so they’re set to bring their characters to life. It’s one thing to fantasize about the sexy vampire succubus on the street- it’s another to find a girl right across the computer screen who will ‘become’ that demonic seductress as she lures horny men to her lair.
Vampires not your thing though? Maybe you’ll find the ethereal princess or glowing mermaid online who wants to take you under the sea for some underwater sex. You may also find slutty Dorothy who’s waiting to cum in the merry old land of Oz. Isn’t dress-up fun?
Check out some of the top cam girls on the site who might play your favorite role in a very special Lockdown Halloween. Just put in a special request in their chatrooms and they’ll be happy to make this Halloween more magical than most of us probably expected it to be.
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