Naomi Woods

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Height: 5’5″
Measurements: 34-24-24
Omaha, Nebraska

How often do you get mistaken for Daenarys Targaryen?
All the time… like, almost every day. I’ve been to restaurants and the people who seat me will say, “Whatever you wish, Mother of Dragons.”

Do you play along?
Hell yeah, I do.

What do you do when you’re not hustling George R. R. Martin fans for free meals?
I like to read. My favorite book is The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien. The wordplay is amazing. The way he writes … the book is just so fucking pretty and passionate.

So this photo shoot was a complete departure from your personality.
Not really. I like to go out and party. I wouldn’t wake up next to Elvis, but waking up hungover and still a little drunk? Definitely.

What’s your most memorable night out?
They are all pretty intense. Clubs, after-parties–it gets tiring. I really like Hennessy and cranberry.

Yeesh. That sounds like a recipe for a rough morning after.
Yeah. There was this one time after Christmas. My head was pounding for like three days. I woke up completely naked in my own bed with no idea what happened.

Does that happen a lot?
No, but I like having sex in public. It’s such a rush.

More please.
When I lived in Georgia with my ex, we fucked on the porch in front of everybody. The mailman, people riding bikes. He was sitting and I faced outward, like reverse … like some sneaky James Bond shit.

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